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WAKE YOUR BRAIN COFFEE in a Tin Can | Ristretto Artisan Coffee Roasted From Ethiopian Beans - Stronger than Espresso | Strong Dutch Coffee with Smooth, Rich Flavor | Ground Bean
9 Reviews
WAKE YOUR BRAIN COFFEE in a Tin Can | Ristretto Artisan Coffee Roasted From Ethiopian Beans - Stronger than Espresso | Strong Dutch Coffee with Smooth, Rich Flavor | Ground Bean
  • HARD CORE COFFEE: Made with gourmet Ethiopian beans darker than your weird cousin's sense of humor, with a knock-you-down punch you won't see coming. Yet, it's surprisingly flavorful so you end up reaching for another hit. Deliciousness at its finest.
  • STRONG ENOUGH TO WAKE THE NEIGHBORS: These beans are roasted specifically to give you the perfect strong ristretto shot you're yearning for. Why do you want one (or four) of these bad boys? Because it's a shot twice as concentrated as normal espresso. 12:12 strength ratio, in fact. Yeah, you won't be nodding off any time soon.
  • WAKE YOUR BRAIN COFFEE - A THIRD-WAVE COFFEE: After the world was introduced to the splendor of coffee and it was mass-produced, then specialty coffees were born which made coffee an art with all flavors of fancy toppings and stir-ins. Now, it's about the unique flavor of the coffee bean itself. More people are on a quest to taste the richness and boldness of the world's plethora of premium coffee bean varieties. Join us for this Third-Wave Coffee experience.
  • SMALL BATCH ROASTED IN AMSTERDAM: Yeah, you know what happens over there, and you know you wanna be there too. But you're not, you're stuck getting ready for work here. But the Dutch are working too, striving to perfect the craft of coffee-making. Let them do their job which will help you do yours.
  • COFFEE IN AN AIRTIGHT CONTAINER: Wake Your Brain Coffee is so strong that it could not be contained in a plastic bag! No, we had to find a more durable container - one that would also ensure an airtight seal to keep the savory beans fresh! So we brought back the tried-and-true solution of a tin can. When you finish your coffee, keep the can around for small storage. 8.8 oz / 250 g per can of coffee.

Death Wish Coffee is one of the strongest viking testosterone fueled drinks you will find around.

Forget about crappy energy drinks, they’ll only kill you slowly. While you have this coffee at hand, you will not have to suffer for your daily brain performance. You could have twins and have to feed them by yourself (from your tits, I mean) and you would still be 100% operative by day

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Death Wish Whole Bean Coffee, The World's Strongest Coffee, Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic - 5 Pound Bulk Value-Bag
7,614 Reviews
Death Wish Whole Bean Coffee, The World's Strongest Coffee, Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic - 5 Pound Bulk Value-Bag
  • Get the best available value on The World's Strongest Coffee. Save money with this incredible bulk bag offer
  • Our coffee beans are specifically selected and expertly roasted to provide an ultra-strong coffee that tastes bold and smooth
  • Drink your coffee with pride knowing that our beans are both Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic
  • Brew a pot at work or at home and taste the difference. You will never want "store-bought" coffee again
  • TRY IT RISK-FREE: Click the "Add to Cart" button now and be the judge. If you don't love our coffee, we'll refund your order, no questions asked

The army doesn’t fuck around. So, what can you expect from a military grade coffee? This coffee will get you out of bed like if the sergeant in the Full Metal Jacket was screaming at your freaking eardrums.

The Black Rifle coffee pods will help you in your daily routine giving your brain a full speed injection. Specially designed for Mondays.

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Black Rifle Coffee Company Silencer Smooth Coffee Rounds for Single Serve Brewing Machines (32 Count) Light Roast Coffee Pods Cups
218 Reviews
Black Rifle Coffee Company Silencer Smooth Coffee Rounds for Single Serve Brewing Machines (32 Count) Light Roast Coffee Pods Cups
  • LEAD THE WAY to a good morning with your boot on the right foot. A silent professional, Silencer Smooth coffee blend is a light roast that hits you with complex flavor. The single serve coffee pods create quality instant java right to your fingertips.
  • RELOAD THE CHAMBER: Single serve coffee pods & coffee cups let you brew café with ease. Load the rounds in the chamber of your coffee machine & squeeze the trigger on quality instant coffee that hits your tastebuds with a caffeine kick to 'hooyah' about.
  • WE GOT YOUR SIX: Made of Colombian and Brazilian coffee beans, our coffee blends come in light, medium, dark, and extra dark roasts. You can also enjoy our high quality coffee as drip, French press, pour-over, and cold brew - fitted for every mission.
  • VETERAN OWNED: The brothers & sisters at BRCC deploy a wide range of single serve coffee cups, beans & grounds to the nation & APO addresses. From roast-to-order our quality espresso coffee beans & accessories fuel you up whether on base or in the field.
  • AMERICAN OWNED: Are you ready to serve? Aim high with Black Rifle Coffee Company if you've tried coffee brews from Peets Coffee, Military Grade Coffee, Keurig, Folgers, Major Dickasons, Verismo, Nespresso, Green Mountain, Starbucks, and Death Wish Coffee.
Toy Cubby Camouflage Adjustable Soda and Beer Holster Belt, Holds 6 Beverages
  • Hold up to 6 beverages with adjustable belt to fit waist in any size.
  • Comes in camouflage design.
  • Made of durable nylon fabric for longer lasting use.Perfect in occasions like party, fishing, camping, beach, tailgating, hiking or any event where drinking is present, you will never feel dehydrated again.
  • Perfect in occasions like party, fishing, camping, beach, tailgating, hiking or any event where drinking is present, you will never feel dehydrated again.
  • Great gift for any redneck people you know or maybe your friends office mates and surely they will love this amazing belt.

 

This kit is exactly what a man needs. We all know that having a garden or plant-caring is not proper men work.

Growing our own beer is what defines our masculinity and with this kit you can do it. Wanna know more about it? Check them reviews and you’ll find the joyness of being an alpha male

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BrewDemon Signature Beer Kit by Demon Brewing Company - NO NEED TO SIPHON Easy To Use All-Malt Craft Beer Starter Kit With Reusable Conical Fermenter, Equipment and Ingredients - Make Wicked-Good Beer
40 Reviews
BrewDemon Signature Beer Kit by Demon Brewing Company - NO NEED TO SIPHON Easy To Use All-Malt Craft Beer Starter Kit With Reusable Conical Fermenter, Equipment and Ingredients - Make Wicked-Good Beer
  • ALL YOU NEED! MAKES 2 GALLONS - With our easy to use kit you get everything you need to brew and bottle 2 gallons of wicked-good beer and our adjustable flow spigot makes bottling a snap, quality and long lasting durability in an easy to use kit!
  • WORLD-CLASS INGREDIENTS - Our mixes feature complex blends of specialty malts, combined with the finest hops by our master brewers, providing the optimum flavor profiles for a world-class beer
  • UNMATCHED QUALITY - The patented fermenter is the World's first conical at this size. Made from BPA-free professional grade, durable food grade PVC that imparts no unwanted flavor in your beer. Our adjustable flow spigot with barbed spout allows you to bottle your beer direct from the fermenter or securely attach hose and bottle filler to make bottling easier.
  • FDA Certified, BPA Free, All equipment is reusable
  • SUPERIOR VALUE - Package includes the BrewDemon conical fermenting system, ingredients (4.6% ABV all malt beer recipe), bubbler upgrade (airlock and lid gasket), 18" heat tolerant mixing spoon, vinyl hose, bottle filler, reusable bottles, caps and labels. Also backed by our 2 year warranty and live telephone customer support
Witty Yeti Fake Mold Sandwich Bags 40 Pack to Protect Your Hoagie! Each Anti-Theft, Food-Safe Zipper Bag Looks Moldy to Ward Off Work Fridge Raiders! Hilarious Lunch Prank or Gag Gift for Men or Kids!
7 Reviews
Witty Yeti Fake Mold Sandwich Bags 40 Pack to Protect Your Hoagie! Each Anti-Theft, Food-Safe Zipper Bag Looks Moldy to Ward Off Work Fridge Raiders! Hilarious Lunch Prank or Gag Gift for Men or Kids!
  • MOLDY LUNCH BAGS MAKE CLEVER SECRET SANTA GIFTS! Sheila in Accounting accuses everyone of sandwich theft, so give her peace of mind with the "protection" of moldy bags in the office gift exchange.
  • DON'T BE A VICTIM LIKE SHEILA IN ACCOUNTING! Prevent lunch theft! STOP those sneaky lunch thieves in their tracks with a gross looking lunch bag that's secretly a food-safe sheath for your tasty meal.
  • KEEP SCHOOL LUNCH GROSS! Kids LOVE making friends GAG with pranks for school or April Fools! But the joke's on you if the cafeteria staff calls DSS on you for giving your kid a moldy sandwich!
  • "PRANK TRICK-OR-TREATERS with moldy plastic bags for treats in their candy sacks! Just wait til they show Mom! These moldy looking bags are ghoulishly festive for take-home Halloween party treats! "
  • 101-DAY 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind these prank moldy bags and all of our products. If you're not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
BAd Thread Bag of Trump Hair| 3oz of Cotton Candy (Organic Sugar, Natural Flavoring, Gluten Free) | Funny Bipartisan Donald Trump Gag Gift for Friends, Moms, Dads, Grads, Birthday Boys or Girls
71 Reviews
BAd Thread Bag of Trump Hair| 3oz of Cotton Candy (Organic Sugar, Natural Flavoring, Gluten Free) | Funny Bipartisan Donald Trump Gag Gift for Friends, Moms, Dads, Grads, Birthday Boys or Girls
  • NEED A LOL GIFT - Get that special someone some a Bag of Trump Hair! A great gift for any occasion, this lighthearted Trump wig treat is sure to brighten up the day of adults and kidsalike!
  • PERFECT SUMMER - Imagine the refreshing, all natural banana flavor paired with your next backyard bbq, beach party, or protest!
  • GREAT VALUE - Get 3x more cotton candy! Bag of Trump Hair comes with 3oz of hand-spun, organic banana goodness, plenty to share, OR NOT
  • BE CAUSE- For every Bag of Trump Hair sold Bad Thread will donate 10% to Green Job Training efforts.
  • MADE IN USA - This premium Bag of Trump Hair is the most desired gift ever. Period. We hand harvest each bag directly at the source, one strand at a time. A great delicacy for July 4th, birthdays, picnics, and more!
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The Real Deal Enema Coffee Best Coffee for Enema - 1lb Bag - 100% Organic Green Beans Finely Ground - *Free* Detox Recipe - Gerson Approve
287 Reviews
The Real Deal Enema Coffee Best Coffee for Enema - 1lb Bag - 100% Organic Green Beans Finely Ground - *Free* Detox Recipe - Gerson Approve
  • 100% USDA Certified Organic - No Mold or Fungus - Shade Grown
  • THE HIGH LEVELS of Caffeine - Palmitic Acid Needed For Optimal Detox
  • LONG LASTING PREMIUM BLEND - Finely ground - You Only Have To Use 2 to 3 Tablespoons and NOT 4 Like Other Coffees
  • COFFEE BEANS Has Been picked by Independent Farmers for the Purpose of Liver DETOX - Premium Ground
  • YOU NEED THIS Coffee Because It's the Best of The BEST..PLEASE SEE VIDEO BELOW On How To Do A Coffee Enema
ThinkGeek Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Source of Sparkles, Magic in Every Bite, 5.5 Ounce - Stuffed Plush Toy
917 Reviews
ThinkGeek Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Source of Sparkles, Magic in Every Bite, 5.5 Ounce - Stuffed Plush Toy
  • 5.5-OUNCE UNICORN MEAT - Item is a 5.5-ounce delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
  • EXCELLENT SOURCE OF SPARKLES - Unicorns sprinkle sparkles everywhere, you are assured that this unicorn meat is an excellent source of sparkles.
  • MAGIC IN EVERY BITE - Feel the magic in every bite of this unicorn meat. There are crunchy horn bits in every bite. The meat is also easily spreadable for sandwiches and more.
  • EASY-OPEN - The bottom of the can is easily-removable to let you gain access to the unicorn meat. No can opener needed.
  • STUFFED TOY - All jokes aside, inside the can is a cut-up unicorn stuffed plush toy. Add this to your collection of geeky toys.