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Ranking: all time useless stuff

Finding weird stuff on Amazon has been my passion for, at least, the last 2 weeks. As a bizarre scouter, I feel forced to share this useless stuff list with you.

Might work as weird christmas gifts, Juleklapp presents, original gifts for your in-laws or even just to have cool stuff raising tons of dust on your basement.

Weird gifts for pets

Bantha Pet Costume

Star Wars Bantha Costume for Pets
149 Reviews
Star Wars Bantha Costume for Pets
  • Bantha pet costume shirt with rider and character hood
  • IMPORTANT! NOT ALL COSTUMES WILL FIT ALL PETS, consider costume style and animal size; this costume does not have extra room around the chest/belly
  • READ THE RUBIE'S PET SIZE CHART and WATCH THE SIZING INSTRUCTION VIDEO, do not select size based on breed
  • Officially licensed Star Wars costume, items shipped and sold directly by Amazon are guaranteed to be authentic
  • Combine with people and pet costumes from Star Wars movies including At-At, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, Queen Amidala, Darth Vader, BB-8, and more

Cat Bat Costume

PEDOMUS Cat Costume Pet Bat Wings Cat Bat Costume Halloween Costume Pet Apparel for Small Dogs and Cats
11 Reviews
PEDOMUS Cat Costume Pet Bat Wings Cat Bat Costume Halloween Costume Pet Apparel for Small Dogs and Cats
  • 🎃Cute cat bat costume: This cat Halloween costume is perfectly suitable for your cute pet to wear at a costume party, which makes your pet stand out. Give your cute cat a bat wing and create a fascinating back.
  • 🎃Comfortable: This cat costume is made of black felt cloth, which is soft and comfortable for your pets.
  • 🎃Easy to wear: This cat costume using chest and neck adjustable Velcro design, easy to put on and take off as well. This cat costume is good for cats of many sizes and little dog.
  • 🎃Increasing festive atmosphere: The overall design of the product is black, with smooth and smooth lines. The mysterious cool feeling of bats is very vivid.
  • 🎃Note:Please measure your loved cat's neck girth, chest girth before placing the order. If have any questions on PEDOMUS Cat Bat Costume, please CONTACT US! We will solve your problems within 24 hours.

Cat Play Toy Feather

All for Paws Interactive Cat Teaser Toy, Automatic Cat Culbuto Toy with Detachable Feather
5 Reviews
All for Paws Interactive Cat Teaser Toy, Automatic Cat Culbuto Toy with Detachable Feather
  • Gets cats moving with the exciting motion of flying feathers and is made of 50% recycled plastic.
  • This teaser toy can be stalked and chased for your kitty's amusement, ensuring hours of playtime fun interacting together.
  • Stimulates your cat's natural preying instincts with the spinning action. Keep your cat healthy through the chasing exercise.
  • Supervise your cat during play and remember to check your cat's toys regularly for wear and tear, remove if damage occurs or if parts become detached.
  • MONEY BACK GUARANTEE: Your satisfaction is our priority. All our products are backed by 3-year warranty, please feel free to contact us if you have any questons!

Donald Trump Kitten Toys

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Donald Trump Cat Teaser with Cat Kicker Toy 2 Packs Set, Funny Interactive Cat Toys for Indoor Kitten
31 Reviews
Donald Trump Cat Teaser with Cat Kicker Toy 2 Packs Set, Funny Interactive Cat Toys for Indoor Kitten
  • 💛💚10% Off for this new released Donald Trump Cat Toys! 💛💚Choose any 3 or more cat toys listed in this page to get 10% more discount!
  • 💛💚The Donald Trump avatars of these Cat Teaser & Cat Kicker Toy Filled with organically american catnip and artificial cotton, produced without chemicals or pesticides.
  • 💛💚Most of cats respond to catnip with a burst of energetic activity followed by a mellow period.
  • 💛💚Make people LOL a lot while the cats do terrible things to these Donald Trump funny cat toys.
  • 💛💚 Donald Trump Cat Teaser & Cat kicker toy is the perfect gag gift for your cat, and also for yourself and your friends who have a cat.

Donutz Squeaky Dog Toy

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ZippyPaws Original Donutz No Stuffing Squeaky Plush Dog Toy - Chocolate
761 Reviews
ZippyPaws Original Donutz No Stuffing Squeaky Plush Dog Toy - Chocolate
  • Colorful donut dog toys that look like real treats
  • Fun for small and medium-sized dogs
  • Contains no stuffing
  • Item size: 7 x 7 x 2-Inch

Giant tongue for pets

MOODY PET Humunga Tongue - Mini
14 Reviews
MOODY PET Humunga Tongue - Mini
  • WORLD'S FUNNIEST, MULT-AWARD-WINNING must-have, high-quality fetch toy that's been featured on The Tonight Show, The Today Show, CNN and Good Morning America.
  • IT'S A BALL AND A TONGUE ALL IN ONE! Made of solid, nontoxic, natural rubber.
  • Perfect for photo ops, gift-giving, and cracking up the entire neighborhood!
  • from the award-winning, bestselling dog toy series! Collect them all: Humunga Stache, Humunga Lips, Humunga Tongue, Humunga Chomp and Humunga Bling
  • This is a FETCH toy, not a chew toy.

Guitar player pet costume

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Teddy Dog Halloween Costume Cute Funny Pet Guitar Player Dress up Party Clothes, M
63 Reviews
Teddy Dog Halloween Costume Cute Funny Pet Guitar Player Dress up Party Clothes, M
  • High-quality Material - Made of cotton material, quite comfortable for your dog to wear and easy to put on or take off.
  • Guitar Player Cosplay - Perfect for Christmas, party, wedding, birthday, cosplay and daily use; suitable for small to medium breeds.
  • Public Spotlight - Dogs can play guitar as a super star, which surely will get more attention and be the spotlight no matter where you are.
  • Enhance Relationship - When your pet wears the guitar dog costume, it is so funny that you can relieve the pressure. And spend a wonderful time with your pet.
  • Our size is different with US or international size. Please kindly check your pets measurements to make sure the item fits before ordering.

Holy Hound Dog Costume

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California Costume Collections Holy Hound Dog Costume, Large
284 Reviews
California Costume Collections Holy Hound Dog Costume, Large
  • Printed Miter Headpiece
  • Red and White Printed Costume
  • Detachable Stole

Latex Chicken Dog Toy

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Multipet's 11.5-Inch Latex Polka Dot Globken Chicken Dog Toy
447 Reviews
Multipet's 11.5-Inch Latex Polka Dot Globken Chicken Dog Toy
  • Plush Filled
  • SQUAWKS when squeezed
  • Pets should be supervised while playing with toys and all damaged toys should be discarded
  • Assorted colors- will receive one toy on purchase and it will ship in one of 5 assorted colors

Lick your cat

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PDX Pet Design Licki Your Cat Brush
66 Reviews
PDX Pet Design Licki Your Cat Brush
  • Soothe yourself: "licking" your cat is an oddly meditative practice, soothing for you and kitty
  • Bond with your fur baby: Bond with your cat by communicating in their love language
  • Have fun with your pets: Grooming is simply more fun with licki
  • Made of a food-grade silicone designed to feel pleasurable to kitty's sensitive skin
  • Soft and flexible brush with bristles on top and bottom for ease of use

Starbarks Coffe Mug

Haute Diggity Dog Squeaky Toys - Starbarks Collection (Starbarks Pupkin Spice Latte, Regular)
153 Reviews
Haute Diggity Dog Squeaky Toys - Starbarks Collection (Starbarks Pupkin Spice Latte, Regular)
  • Squeaky, eye-catching parody plush toys that let your pups be like you as they get their morning fix
  • Grab your Starbucks dog moms & dads and pose with your best pal's Starbarks to light up social media
  • Unique brand parody makes it a fun gag gift for dog lovers & provides endless photo & video ops
  • Durable plush toys are best training tools to teach puppies not to chew & tear apart your valuables
  • Keep Canines Busy & Active: Lick it (eh!). Paw it. Throw it. Fetch it. Hide it. Just don't spill it!

Trump Cat Costume

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Prymal Comfort Trump Cat Costume and Tie for Halloween, Parties and Pictures
63 Reviews
Prymal Comfort Trump Cat Costume and Tie for Halloween, Parties and Pictures
  • This furry pet wig and tie, turns your cat into the President!
  • Fits most average size cats and small dogs.
  • Hair piece attaches with elastic band under chin
  • Collar and tie attaches with velcro.
  • Perfect for Halloween, holidays, parties, and festivals

UPS Pal Pet Costume

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California Costumes Collections PET20151 UPS Pal Dog Costume, Small
71 Reviews
California Costumes Collections PET20151 UPS Pal Dog Costume, Small
  • 100% polyester fabric and fiberfill, 100% polyurethane foam
  • Shirt has sleeves for dog's front legs, Fastens around neck with Velcro
  • Stuffed arms on front of Shirt have Velcro Dots to hold box
  • Foam visor has elastic Chin strap

Home & Garden funny decoration

“Extreme” Daiquiri Whacker

The 'Extreme' Daiquiri Whacker
2 Reviews
The "Extreme" Daiquiri Whacker
  • The Daiquiri Whacker takes the fine art of making blender drinks to the extreme!
  • No longer are you restricted by extension cords or generators.
  • The two-horse powered Homelite motor has enough power to whip up a batch of your favorite blended drink faster than you can say Dos Margaritas Por Favor!
  • Take the Daiquiri Whacker to your next tailgate party, to a day at the races, concert, boating trip, a day at the beach, or just any outdoor function.
  • Each Daiquiri Whacker includes (1) Mountain Saftey Research aluminum fuel bottle for mixing and fuel storage.We also include a FREE can of oil to treat your first gallon of gas. It is our way of getting your party started faster!!

A cup of shit

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BigMouth Inc Toilet Mug, Ceramic Funny Gag Gift Perfect for Coffee, Tea
1,702 Reviews
BigMouth Inc Toilet Mug, Ceramic Funny Gag Gift Perfect for Coffee, Tea
  • Perfect gag gift for your friends or loved ones
  • Don't settle for a cheap knockoff: The Big Mouth Inc. Toilet mug is the original
  • Holds up to 12 ounces of your favorite beverage
  • Made of high quality ceramic
  • BEWARE of counterfeits and knockoffs, only products "Sold by" BigMouth Inc are guaranteed genuine.

Anti snake bite boots

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Crack Shot, Snake Guardz Snake Shin Guard - Leg Snake Guards and Snake Bite Leggings for Men and Women
239 Reviews
Crack Shot, Snake Guardz Snake Shin Guard - Leg Snake Guards and Snake Bite Leggings for Men and Women
  • ULTRA-EFFECTIVE SNAKE SHIELD - Snake Guardz hiking snake guards provide superior protection against rattlesnakes and other poisonous snakes, thorns, cactus needles, and other dangers you may come across in the woods or the desert.
  • RIGOROUS QUALITY CONTROL - Each of our snake shin protectors are tested for puncture resistance to ASTM F1342-05 specifications, enough to stop a 12-gauge shotgun blast at 20-yard distance, and also meet the CAL-177 fire retardant standards.
  • LIGHTWEIGHT AND COMFORTABLE - Weighing just 11 ounces each, these snake-proof guards are as efficient as snake bite boots yet much lighter. Snake Guardz utilize a patented design that promotes air circulation between the guard and the leg.
  • MEN'S AND WOMEN'S SNAKE GUARDS - Snake Guardz are perfect snake guards for women, as well as men. The guards have 1-inch polyester straps and quick-release polyurethane buckles. You can easily adjust the fit to your calf size for maximum comfort.
  • AVAILABLE IN 6 SIZES - Snake Guardz snake boot guards come in six different sizes, ranging from small to triple extra-large. These seven sizes cover calf circumferences from 6 inches to 36 inches, so your whole family can stay safe on your next trip.

Automated Floss Dispenser

Flosstime Automated Floss Dispenser
40 Reviews
Flosstime Automated Floss Dispenser
  • Easily attaches to your bathroom mirror; Single and dual user modes
  • Frowns at you when you forget to floss with habit-forming LED reminders
  • Delivers the perfect amount of floss with a single touch (~ 18 in)
  • Flosstime comes pre-loaded with 1 replaceable catridge, 2 x AA Batteries, an animal snap-on (Frog) and a reusable floss pick.
  • Shred-resistant comfort floss slides easily between tight spaces. Replacement floss cartridge installs in seconds. Comes with 3 months (54.6 yds) worth of floss. Replacements sold separately.

Big Titted Incense Holder

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OTOFY Beauty Maid Red Porcelain Ceramic Incense Holder Backflow Incense Burner Incense Cone Sticks Holder Artwork Home Décor Craftwork Figurine
177 Reviews
OTOFY Beauty Maid Red Porcelain Ceramic Incense Holder Backflow Incense Burner Incense Cone Sticks Holder Artwork Home Décor Craftwork Figurine
  • Material: Ceramic, handmade crafts & Unique design.
  • Collection: Exquisite gifts & Beautiful Home Decor.
  • Application scope: Living room, bedroom, study, office, meditation room, yoga room, hotel, library,etc.
  • Novelty: Need to use backflow incense cone, burning incense cone placed in the incense holders hole, there will be beautiful results.
  • Package include: 1 Incense Holder & 10 backflow incense cone.

Bluetooth-Enabled Smart Fork

HAPILABS 105 Bluetooth-Enabled Smart Fork (Pink)
9 Reviews
HAPILABS 105 Bluetooth-Enabled Smart Fork (Pink)
  • The smart fork that coaches you into healthier eating habits
  • Pair with your smartphone or tablet over Bluetooth to see your eating stats in real time
  • Upload your eating data for analysis and coaching This data is then uploaded via USB to your Online Dashboard on HAPIcom to track your progress
  • This data is then uploaded via USB to your Online Dashboard on HAPI.com to track your progress

Bronze Finish 18 Gauge Casket Coffin

Overnight Caskets - Full Brush Copper W Heritage Bronze Finish 18 Gauge Casket Coffin
3 Reviews
Overnight Caskets - Full Brush Copper W Heritage Bronze Finish 18 Gauge Casket Coffin
  • Beautiful Brushed Copper and Brown ,Light Cream Velvet Interior in a French Fold Design
  • 18 Gauge Steel, Full Rubber Gasket Sealer, Swing Bar Handle Hardware, Locking Mechanism
  • Half Couch, Matching Pillow and Throw, Adjustable Eternal Rest Bed (Both Head and Foot)
  • Rounded Corners, Golden Jewel-Toned Accessories, Continuous Welded Construction Completely Sealing The Bottom, Memory and Record Tube, Fits In Standard Burial Vaults
  • Interior: 79 Length x 23.5 Width , Exterior: 81 Length x 28 Width x 23.5 Height

Build-Your-Own Simple Pine Casket Kit

Build-Your-Own Simple Pine Casket Kit - Made from Sustainable Pine From Wisconsin's North Woods - Suitable For Any Cemetery, Natural Burial, or Cremation - Wood Casket - Wood Coffin
6 Reviews
Build-Your-Own Simple Pine Casket Kit - Made from Sustainable Pine From Wisconsin's North Woods - Suitable For Any Cemetery, Natural Burial, or Cremation - Wood Casket - Wood Coffin
  • PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A KIT - THIS IS NOT A FINISHED CASKET - ASSEMBLY IS REQUIRED
  • Includes all the parts and supplies you will need to build your casket: pre-cut wood pieces, rope, natural cotton shams that may be stuffed for pillows, detailed assembly instructions, screws, glue, and sandpaper.
  • The wood is sanded and unfinished, and has a natural blue stain. You may leave the wood unfinished as-is, finish with natural oil, varnish, paint, or any other creative method.
  • May be assembled by one person in 2-3 hours.
  • We are a small, family-owned business that builds and sells our own products, and we're proud to employ local craftspeople. We plant 100 trees for every casket we sell!

Buttswipes Vladimir Poopin’ paper

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Buttswipes VLADIMIR PUTIN Funny Toilet Paper Gag Gift Stocking Stuffer (Vladimir Poopin')
7 Reviews
Buttswipes VLADIMIR PUTIN Funny Toilet Paper Gag Gift Stocking Stuffer (Vladimir Poopin')
  • FUNNY GIFT FEATURING PUTIN's face printed on EVERY SHEET, ready to take on a YUGE pile of...MAGA!
  • EACH TOILET PAPER ROLL is 4"x3"x3" and has 160 sheets. Can easily fit inside Christmas Stockings!
  • ONE SHRINK-WRAPPED individual roll with a "VLADIMIR POOPIN" sticker
  • HILARIOUS GAG GIFT for both critics and supporters of Putin, Donald Trump, or basically anyone!
  • VLAD MESSED WITH OUR ELECTION-- let's mess up his face! Make America Great Again by having a little laughter!

Cat Butt Tissue Holder

WHAT ON EARTH Cat Butt Tissue Holder - Orange Tabby Cat - Fits Square Tissue Box - Resin
129 Reviews
WHAT ON EARTH Cat Butt Tissue Holder - Orange Tabby Cat - Fits Square Tissue Box - Resin
  • Makes getting tissues disturbing, but somehow fun!
  • Hilarious discussion piece your guests and family will remember for years
  • Made from durable resin that will survive bumps and falls
  • At 12 1/2" long x 9 1/4" wide it fits square tissue boxes perfectly
  • Makes a great gift for pranksters and cat lovers

Cell Phone Sanitizer

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PhoneSoap 3 UV Cell Phone Sanitizer and Dual Universal Cell Phone Charger | Patented and Clinically Proven UV Light Sanitizer | Cleans and Charges All Phones - White
527 Reviews
PhoneSoap 3 UV Cell Phone Sanitizer and Dual Universal Cell Phone Charger | Patented and Clinically Proven UV Light Sanitizer | Cleans and Charges All Phones - White
  • AS SEEN ON SHARK TANK AND DISCOVERY CHANNEL. PhoneSoap's revolutionary bacteria-zapping technology was featured on ABC's Shark Tank and tested and proven on the Discovery Channel.
  • KILLS 99.99% OF BACTERIA WITH UV LIGHT. Our patented design is the only device that can completely sanitize your entire phone. Sitting on a UV transparent plate, and surrounded by scientifically proven germicidal UVC light and a reflective interior, PhoneSoap kills 99.99% of all bacteria on your phone.
  • STAY HEALTHY. Our phones gather all the bacteria we touch throughout the day where they breed and grow. Our phones are petri dishes in our pockets, the third had we never wash! Stay healthy by keeping your devices clean with PhoneSoap
  • FITS AND CHARGES ANY PHONE. PhoneSoap 3 fits all phones, including the larger phones such as the iPhone 8 Plus. It also has two charging ports on the back of the device, a USB and USB-C. You already charge your phone every night, now you can charge and sanitize at the same time. With PhoneSoap 3 you can charge a second device, such as a smart watch, at the same time.
  • CLEAN WHATEVER FITS. While we have built PhoneSoap 3 around sanitizing phones, you can sanitize whatever fits inside. From pacifiers, smart watches and headphones to credit cards and keys.

Come Back Doormat

Cunt Can Coolers

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Cunt | Set of Two (2) | Can Coolers | Naughty Inappropriate Crude Funny - Coolies | Huggies Hugger | Insulated Beverage Holder for Parties Pranks Jokes (Cunt)
1 Reviews
Cunt | Set of Two (2) | Can Coolers | Naughty Inappropriate Crude Funny - Coolies | Huggies Hugger | Insulated Beverage Holder for Parties Pranks Jokes (Cunt)
  • Cunt - Naughty Crude Words on a Set of Two (2) Can Coolies
  • Cunt - Naughty Crude Words | Drink Fun Quotes Coolies Huggies
  • Cunt - Two (2) Neoprene Quality Beverage Can Coolers
  • Keeps 12oz/24oz Cans & Bottles Cold
  • Funny Can Cooler Gifts for BBQ, Home, or Office

CUNT Coffee Tea Mug Cup

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Adult Humour Rude Gift Cup Ceramic UNT CUNT With Black Handle Ceramic Coffee Tea Mug Cup
61 Reviews
Adult Humour Rude Gift Cup Ceramic UNT CUNT With Black Handle Ceramic Coffee Tea Mug Cup
  • Do you know what UNT is?We're not completely sure, but we know UNT must be really, really good!
  • This mysteriously named mug features a sturdy 11oz ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle. Enjoy your morning coffee in a whole new way with The UNT mug!
  • Please note:Depending on how much and from what direction you look at this mug, it may appear to contain a "rude" word
  • Warning: Not for children.Due to the size of the handle, an illusion may occur causing you to see this mug as a rude word.
  • Measures approximately 9.5cm(H) x 8cm(Ø) ,Excellent for holding/serving beverages.Microwave safe and hand wash recommended.

Darth Vader toaster

Dead debbie

Dead Debbie Non Animated Prop
2 Reviews
Dead Debbie Non Animated Prop
  • Top Quality Children's Item.

Dick Coffee Mug

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Thumbs Up ICK Mug, White
195 Reviews
Thumbs Up ICK Mug, White
  • Pretty self-explanatory, this mug is full of attitude
  • Whether it's a friendly joke, or a way to tell someone how you truly feel
  • Ideal gift for friends, family or colleagues
  • Handle in the shape of a "d"
  • Measures 4.5 By 3.25 By 3.75-inches

Donalt Trump Tweets toilet paper

Eartquake survival kit

Complete Earthquake Bag - Most popular emergency kit for earthquakes, hurricanes, floods + other disasters (1 person, 3 days)
22 Reviews
Complete Earthquake Bag - Most popular emergency kit for earthquakes, hurricanes, floods + other disasters (1 person, 3 days)
  • 100% Satisfaction Guarantee - Built for 3 day period
  • FOOD & WATER: 3600 Cal Food Bars, Water Pouches (12), Hydration Bag w/ Straw, Water Purification Tablets (10)
  • FIRST AID & HYGIENE: 107 Piece Extended Life First Aid Kit, Hygiene Kit, Pocket Tissue Pack, Waste Bag
  • LIGHT, SHELTER & WARMTH: Hand Crank Flashlight / Radio / Phone Charger, Waterproof Matches, Emergency Poncho, Mylar Sleeping Bag, 2 Person Tube Tent, Hand/Body Warmer, 30+ hour Candle, 12 Hour Bright Stick
  • TOOLS: Pencil, Note Pad, 5-in-1 Whistle, N95 Dust Mask, 50 ft. Nylon Rope, Safety Goggles, Sewing Kit, Leather Palm Gloves

Eat A Giant Bag of Dicks Coffee Mug

Funny Eat A Giant Bag of Dicks Novelty Prank Gift 11 Ounce Coffee Mug
12 Reviews
Funny Eat A Giant Bag of Dicks Novelty Prank Gift 11 Ounce Coffee Mug
  • 11 Ounces, Perfect sized mug for any coffee lover! This is the perfect size mug to go under a Keurig Machine, as you can brew a small, medium, or large cup into this mug!
  • Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
  • Image is printed on both sides of mug so everyone can see!
  • Image is guaranteed to never fade! Or Money Back
  • Made and shipped in the USA

For Fuck Sake Floral Flowers Tea Cup

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Andaz Press 11oz. Floral Flowers with Funny Rude Coffee Mug Gift, Oh for Fuck's Sake, 1-Pack, Sarcastic Gift for Her
12 Reviews
Andaz Press 11oz. Floral Flowers with Funny Rude Coffee Mug Gift, Oh for Fuck's Sake, 1-Pack, Sarcastic Gift for Her
  • INCLUDES: 1 coffee mug, designed by Andaz Press
  • SIZE: Holds 11oz of your favorite tea, coffee or beverage. MATERIAL: Ceramic, UV protected, FDA compliant. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Design wraps all the way around mug. Good for both right and left-handed folks. To keep your mug looking awesome, hand washing is highly recommended.
  • PERFECT to give your friends and family for birthdays, as a Christmas gift, or just because.
  • Andaz Press. Original design by Andaz Press . All rights reserved.
  • FLAT RATE SHIPPING: Fill your cart with Andaz Press items, and pay ONE LOW SHIPPING RATE. Expedited and 2-day shipping also available! All orders ship within 1-2 business days from California.

Fuck Off Cunt Welcome Door mat

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ZQH MATS Fuck Off Cunt Welcome Door mat Anti-Slip Back
  • Material:DISTINCTIVE, DURABLE, Heat-resistant non-woven fabric top. Which is highly soft and excellent touch, and also SAFE FOR KIDS AND PETS.We use the SUPERIOR neoprene rubber ANTI-SLIP backing.Which can be very good to seize the floor make it LONGLASTING.
  • Dimension:15.7"(W) x23.6"(L) (40cmx60cm) 1/8 Thickness.With the FASHIONABLE & SCIENTIFIC design , this mat can be used at kitchen / bathroom / entrance / bedroom /garden / balcony / indoor and outdoor rugs /office doormat .
  • Cleanning Function: Grab dirt、mud and snow ,also Dry wet feet wipe away dust and grime keep your HOUSE CLEANING.Easy cleaning itself: Just SHANKING、SWEEPING and VACUUMING it,you can also add the some cleaning solution rinse with water.MACHINE WASHABLE.This mat will be fresh new again.
  • Decorative Function:With the ELABORATIVE design and the EYE-CATCHING printing surface,the mat is suit for DECOR AREA.To dress your house warmth、cool、individuality and fashionable one.Also can be a admirable gift due to the DECORATIVE character.Be more personality.
  • Customer Service: You can create your own doormat by sending us image.Please don't hesitate to contact us if there is any problem.We supply the best service for you!We will reply by e-mail within 24 hours.BEST WISHES!

Fuck Off Cunt welcome door mat

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ZQH MATS Fuck Off Cunt Welcome Door mat Anti-Slip Back
  • Material:DISTINCTIVE, DURABLE, Heat-resistant non-woven fabric top. Which is highly soft and excellent touch, and also SAFE FOR KIDS AND PETS.We use the SUPERIOR neoprene rubber ANTI-SLIP backing.Which can be very good to seize the floor make it LONGLASTING.
  • Dimension:15.7"(W) x23.6"(L) (40cmx60cm) 1/8 Thickness.With the FASHIONABLE & SCIENTIFIC design , this mat can be used at kitchen / bathroom / entrance / bedroom /garden / balcony / indoor and outdoor rugs /office doormat .
  • Cleanning Function: Grab dirt、mud and snow ,also Dry wet feet wipe away dust and grime keep your HOUSE CLEANING.Easy cleaning itself: Just SHANKING、SWEEPING and VACUUMING it,you can also add the some cleaning solution rinse with water.MACHINE WASHABLE.This mat will be fresh new again.
  • Decorative Function:With the ELABORATIVE design and the EYE-CATCHING printing surface,the mat is suit for DECOR AREA.To dress your house warmth、cool、individuality and fashionable one.Also can be a admirable gift due to the DECORATIVE character.Be more personality.
  • Customer Service: You can create your own doormat by sending us image.Please don't hesitate to contact us if there is any problem.We supply the best service for you!We will reply by e-mail within 24 hours.BEST WISHES!

Garden Gnome Pervert

Garden Gnome Pervert - Scarface Statue Yard office Outdoor Sculpture-Figurine
1 Reviews
Garden Gnome Pervert - Scarface Statue Yard office Outdoor Sculpture-Figurine
  • Comes brand new / factory sealed in box with styrofoam and upc.
  • Stands 9 1/2" inches tall
  • Listing is for 1 Perverted Garden Gnome
  • The Perverted Garden Gnome represents that sketchy man in every neighborhood.He takes one too many walks around the block and wears trench coats during the summer.
  • That's exactly who the perverted gnome is, except our little buddy has a red hat, bathrobe, and boxers with a large bulge.

Giant vomit

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Loftus GP-0176 Giant Vomit
74 Reviews

Good Day, Bad Day glass

It’s Not Going To Suck Itself

NEW It's Not Going To Suck Itself! Mugs Fashion Ceramic Coffee Tea Cups, Double-side Printing, 11oz
  • High Quality Ceramic.Printed On Bith Sides With Premium Printing
  • This Simple White Mug Has A Large Handle And Is Approximately 4" Tall And 3.3" Wide
  • Great For A Unique Gift Or For Corporate Branding
  • Dishwasher And Microwave Safe. Great Gift For Any Occasion
  • Shipping Time: Fast Shipping In 7-15 Days Via USPS

Jesuschrist toaster

The Jesus Toaster
40 Reviews
The Jesus Toaster
  • Brand Now Look!
  • The Second Coming of the Jesus Toaster
  • Removable Crumb Tray
  • Power Cord Storage
  • Cool Touch Operation

Keyboard Waffle Iron

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The Keyboard Waffle Iron, Stovetop Waffle Maker, Makes Extra Large Waffles
47 Reviews
The Keyboard Waffle Iron, Stovetop Waffle Maker, Makes Extra Large Waffles
  • CTRL + ALT + DELicious! - Pair your favorite waffle of pancake mix with this kitchen accessory to cook up an unforgettable meal. Can also use for hashbrowns, paninis, and much more.
  • EASY TO CLEAN DESIGN - This waffle griddle features a die-cast, non-stick aluminum design ensuring a heavy duty experience for batch after batch of crisp, fluffy waffles.
  • FLIPPING AND COOKING MADE EASY - With comfortable curved handles that are bakelite and heat resistant, this flip waffle iron will make savory, Belgian waffle-like keyboards.
  • ELECTRICITY OPTIONAL - The slim and wireless design makes this a portable waffle maker perfect for your next brunch, tailgate party, or camping trip. Simply heat up an oven stove or grill and you're good to go.
  • CHANNEL YOUR INNER GEEK - This is a unique waffle maker that can make any computer user nerd out; from IT and technology professionals, to computer programmers and developers.

Kitchen Sponge Holder

OTOTO Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
130 Reviews
OTOTO Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
  • Made by the Design Awarded OTOTO Studio.
  • Once the dishes are clean and bright, lay your sponge in its bed and let it sleep tight.
  • Fits any Standard size Sponge
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Sponge Included

Lobster Claw Oven Mitts

Lobster Claw Oven Mitts, Set of 2, Quilted Cotton, Designed for Light Duty Use, by Boston Warehouse
25 Reviews
Lobster Claw Oven Mitts, Set of 2, Quilted Cotton, Designed for Light Duty Use, by Boston Warehouse
  • Set of 2 Lobster Claw oven mitts are a fun and functional conversation starter; hang them in your kitchen or store next to the oven
  • Full color, realistic, double sided art is printed on quilted cotton; makes a great gift for themed kitchens or person that already has everything
  • Ideal for light duty use and very effective for warm dishes; Not intended for use with high heat or open flame
  • 100% cotton fabric is quilted to synthetic fill; Hand wash separately in cold water, lay flat to dry
  • Look for more creative ideas for your home and kitchen from Boston Warehouse

Lot of 100 Misprint Ink Pens

Wholesale Lot of 100 Misprint Ink Pens Ball Point Plastic Retractable Pens Mixed
161 Reviews
Wholesale Lot of 100 Misprint Ink Pens Ball Point Plastic Retractable Pens Mixed
  • New ink pens, each has a misprinted logo or company name. These misprinted quality plastic pens have existing company logos pre-printed on them. All are Top quality retractable misprinted pens. Some pens may not have clips. Great for restaurant suppliers, office workers, conventions, students, throw-aways, surveys or registering anywhere or anything, or just a good give-away. Barrel Colors And Styles Vary. Shipping is free. Package Includes: 100 Mixed Pens
  • US STOCK FAST SHIPPING

Luxury Toilet Brush Bowl Holder

W-Luxury Luxe Round Wall Toilet Brush Bowl Holder W/Lid Cleaner Set, Hand Blown Glass
  • Manufactured in Spain
  • Material: Glass, Brass
  • Finish: Polished Chrome, Polished Gold
  • Type: Floor Standing
  • Dimensions: 3.9 W x 3.9 D x 19.7 H in.

Monkey Potty Training Urinal

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Boys Cute Monkey Potty Training Urinal with Funny Aiming Target Windmill by mkool
123 Reviews
Boys Cute Monkey Potty Training Urinal with Funny Aiming Target Windmill by mkool
  • PP Material - Using PP material,non-toxic,safe and convenient use,protect the safety and health of the family.
  • Improved Safety & Design - New monkey model is now more larger with a smooth curvature bowl to prevent splash/ spillage.
  • Dynamic Rotating Windmill - Fine dynamic rotating upgrade four leaf windmill design,water injection will be rotated,playful and full of lots of fun to the baby.
  • Portable and Hygienic - Removable,lightweight,the front bow handle is designed,when the mother would clean the toilet,only gently lift it can be washed clean,practical and intimate.
  • Suitable Age - Perfect for potty training for boys between the ages of 8 months to 5 years old.

Mushroom growing kit

Back To The Roots Organic Mini Mushroom Growing Kit, Harvest Gourmet Oyster Mushrooms In 10 days, Top Gardening Gift, Holiday Gift, Unique Gift
156 Reviews
Back To The Roots Organic Mini Mushroom Growing Kit, Harvest Gourmet Oyster Mushrooms In 10 days, Top Gardening Gift, Holiday Gift, Unique Gift
  • 100% GUARANTEED: All Back to the Roots Indoor Gardening Kits are backed by this promise - if your kit doesn't grow as described, we'll replace it free of charge or provide a 100% refund
  • HOMEGROWN GOURMET FLAVOR: Learn how to grow delicious, edible, gourmet, organic oyster mushrooms right out of the box in just 10 days! Add water to this mushroom growing kit to grow fresh mushrooms; no separate mushroom spores or mushroom seeds needed!
  • GROWING YOUR OWN GOURMET MUSHROOMS has never been easier. This kit has organic plant-based soil and oyster mushroom spores to get you harvesting in just 10 days.
  • BACK TO OUR ROOTS: What began as curiosity about urban farming turned into a passion to reconnect families to food through our indoor gardening kits We want to inspire you to ask where your food comes.
  • QUALITY DIY INDOOR GARDEN KITS: Choose your indoor gardening kit carefully. Compare the ease of Back to the Roots growing kits to products from Root Mushroom Farm, GMHP, Fungivor, Get Kombucha, Out Grow, Mushroom Man of Peotone, Nature's Blossom, AeroGrow

Mustache bottle opener

Mustache Bottle Opener, Wall-Mounted - Moustache Novelty by S&W Manufacturing
8 Reviews
Mustache Bottle Opener, Wall-Mounted - Moustache Novelty by S&W Manufacturing
  • Wall-mounted opener.
  • Mounting hardware is included.
  • Made of a sturdy, attractive and durable zinc alloy. One solid piece.
  • 4" wide, 2 1/4" deep. 2 1/4" tall (including mounting bracket)

Nicolas Cage mermaid pillow

Nicolas Cage Tomato P112 Sequin Pillow, Sequin Pillowcase, Funny Pillow, Two color pillow, Present Pillow, Gift for her, Gift for him, Magic Pillow, Mermaid Pillow [With Insert]
  • YOU CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO OPTIONS: a) With Pillow Insert/Cushion b) WITHOUT cushion. Looking for a perfect Sequin Pillow Case? This one might be just for you! Exclusive vibrant Pillow Cover design, created by our in-house art designers
  • Precisely printed using eco-friendly water based inks and sublimation printing technology to ensure smoothness and durability of the print.
  • Just simply choose your pillow option: a) without insert/cushion or b) with insert/cushion.
  • Please feel free to dig into our storefront for more designs such as: memes, movie quotes, celebrities, film characters, TV show inspirations, vintage, funny quotes, streetwear, hypebeast. Perfect as birthday gift, gift for her or him, anniversary, Christmas, thanksgiving, parties, daily wear.
  • This pillow is safe and very fun/addicting to play with. It can be a surprising / unique gift idea for Christmas, birthday, birthday, boyfriend, girlfriend.

Offencils Profanity Pencils

Offencils Profanity Pencils - Funny Curse Pencils - Naughty Words - Offensive Pencils by Wooden Shoe Designs
9 Reviews
Offencils Profanity Pencils - Funny Curse Pencils - Naughty Words - Offensive Pencils by Wooden Shoe Designs
  • WONDERFUL & SWEARY: A unique gift for the person in your life who loves a good curse word or two, and there are even a few curse words here you've probably never even thought of. A great way to add to your repertoire.
  • EXCELLENT QUALITY: Each 100% real #2 lead pencils is printed with varying degrees of profanity. Just sharpen them and they are ready for all your profanity laden notes.
  • PERFECT AMOUNT: Set of 20 pencils with printings ranging from TWAT FACE to CUNTY MCCUNTFACE, packaged in a handcrafted pencil box and are a standard 7.5 inches in length.
  • AMAZING LIFETIME CUSTOMER SERVICE: You love them or your money back for life - we keep our promises to our customers and treat you like family!

One dozen adult madagascar cockroaches

One dozen Adult (12) Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches starter colony
10 Reviews
One dozen Adult (12) Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches starter colony
  • One dozen Adult Madagascar Hissing cockroaches 6 Males + 6 Females.
  • PLEASE READ: Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches CANNOT survive Weather below freezing OR above 85 degrees. Check your weather the week BEFORE ordering.
  • FREE SHIPPING! Hissing Cockroaches are shipped out Monday - Saturday. Orders placed Saturday after 10 AM EST - Sunday will ship out the following Monday. Honeybees100 can offer a *Live Arrival Guarantee! *(temps between 20 and 85 degrees F)
  • Honeybees100 is approved to ship Hissing Roaches to all states except FL and HI.
  • Honeybees100 - CANNOT guarantee live arrival when shipping in extreme temperatures (below 20 degrees F and above 85 degrees F). See additional info in product description.

Pavlov Shock Clock Wake

Pavlok Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer – Wearable Smart Alarm Clock - Never Hit Snooze Again
104 Reviews
Pavlok Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer – Wearable Smart Alarm Clock - Never Hit Snooze Again
  • MORE THAN AN ALARM - Most alarms just remind you to wake up. The Shocking alarm clock trains you to wake up.
  • HARDLY EVER SHOCKED - Most users never get shocked because the device trains you to wake up before the shock hits! Eventually the brain learns when it's time to wake up.
  • WAKE UP ON TIME - The shock clock wake up trainer is the first ever device that uses proven psychological principles paired with haptic feedback (beep, vibration) and electric biofeedback (zap sensation) to train your brain to be a "morning person".
  • LEAD A BETTER LIFE - This lets you focus purely on improving your sleep and morning routine - two of the most important things you can do to promote a healthy lifestyle.
  • COMPATIBILITY - Connects to Android/iOS app to set the alarm and choose alarm strength

Piss on Hillary

Porkfolio Smart Piggy Bank

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Quirky Porkfolio Smart Piggy Bank, Black
114 Reviews
Quirky Porkfolio Smart Piggy Bank, Black
  • A piggy bank syncs with an app that allows you to check your balance and set goals. It"s a full-on financial institution!
  • Alerts are triggered by Porkfolio"s built-in accelerometer to protect your savings from shenanigans. All you"ll have to worry about is bringing home the bacon
  • While Porkfolio is adult friendly, it really shines when teaching the ones about money and responsibility. Piggy banks are way more fun when the Internet"s inside
  • A piggy bank syncs with an app that allows you to check your balance and set goals. It's a full-on financial institution! ^Alerts are triggered by Porkfolio"s built-in accelerometer to protect your savings from shenanigans. All you'll have to worry about is bringing home the bacon ^While Porkfolio is adult friendly, it really shines when teaching the ones about money and responsibility. Piggy banks are way more fun when the Internet's inside

Predator Pee Dispensers

Predator Pee - 33 Day Dispensers - 10 Pack, clear bottle, 12oz Squeeze Bottle
18 Reviews
Predator Pee - 33 Day Dispensers - 10 Pack, clear bottle, 12oz Squeeze Bottle
  • PredatorPee 33 Day Dispensers are specifically designed for use with our full line of quality liquid urines (sold Separately).
  • PredatorPee 33 Day Dispensers are used to set up a "pee-rimeter" of protection around the area(s) you want to repel pest animals.
  • Unlike our Scent Tags, the 33 Day Dispensers weather proof the urine from both wind (speeds evaporation) and water (dilutes urine).
  • Attach dispensing vial to ground stake with included twist ties, place stake into the ground every 10-12 ft and fill the dispensers about half way with the PredatorPee.

Puttergolf Trainer Golf Set For Wc

Longridge Potty Puttergolf Trainer Golf Set For Wc Green
  • Practice your putting while sitting down!
  • Experience the joy of golf from your toilet
  • Comes with its own quality Putting Green
  • 2 Golf Balls, Putter As well as a Putting Cup with Flag and Do Not Disturb Door Hange
  • Perfect Christmas Gift for any golfer

Real Human Ribs

Real Human Rib (Group of 5) (Natural Bone Quality A)
3 Reviews
Real Human Rib (Group of 5) (Natural Bone Quality A)
  • Real Human Bone
  • Excellent Cadaver & Teaching Material
  • Professionally Prepared
  • Size, color and shape will vary

Real size Danny De Vito

Danny DeVito Life Size Cutout
96 Reviews
Danny DeVito Life Size Cutout
  • At Celebrity-Cutouts we have an unbelievable range of Celebrities to suit every occasion. Our cutouts really enhance an event - to bring humour, as a practical joke or for photo-opportunities. And they make fantastic gifts for celebrity fans too.
  • Our cutouts are lifesize up to a maximum height of 6' 3" (190.5cm) which is as large as we can produce. Taller Celebrities are reduced to this height. Mini's stand approximately 2' (60.5cm) high x 8.25" (21cm) maximum width. Both are printed in amazing high definition.
  • Exclusive Designs - made from original photos by top photo agencies and adapted by our in-house designers. You won't find our cutouts anywhere else!
  • Top quality Cardboard Cutouts, printed using nothing but the best materials and printing methods. Looks so REAL.
  • Please, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS! All our cutouts have a Celebrity Cutouts proof of Authenticity Hologram on the reverse. If there is no Hologram then it is not a Celebrity Cutouts product.

Redneck Backscratcher

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Redneck Backscratcher–The Best or at Least The Biggest Back Scratcher on The Planet–Funny Gifts for Men 30th 40th 50th Birthday Father’s Day Christmas Gag Gift for Guy w/a Back and a FunnyBone
127 Reviews
Redneck Backscratcher–The Best or at Least The Biggest Back Scratcher on The Planet–Funny Gifts for Men 30th 40th 50th Birthday Father’s Day Christmas Gag Gift for Guy w/a Back and a FunnyBone
  • THE BEST (or at least the biggest) BACK SCRATCHER on the planet.
  • FEATURES 15 TINES, which is like having 15 BACK SCRATCHERS IN ONE, giving you more enjoyment with less effort (We rednecks are all about MORE ENJOYMENT WITH LESS EFFORT).
  • DIMENSIONS: 7.5"W x 20"L (we measured it!)
  • 4 OUT OF 5 SHOPPERS AT WINN DIXIE said it scratched their backs better than their ex-wives did.
  • Funny Gifts for Men 30th 40th 50th Birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, NASCAR SEASON OPENERS, SHACK-WARMING PARTIES, WRESTLEMANIA, TRUCK PULL GRAND PRIZE WINNER, etc. Gag Gift Idea for Man or Redneck. Great Present for Guy with a Back and a Funny Bone.

Rubber Duck Set

Fun Express ABC's Rubber Duckies, Set of 26
349 Reviews
Fun Express ABC's Rubber Duckies, Set of 26
  • 26 ABCs rubber duckies of size: 2-inch x 2-inch
  • Each duck has a letter on its belly that corresponds with it's shape and design
  • Duckies do not float upright
  • Toy
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Rustic Bathroom Get Naked Sign

Shitmass Tree

Fairly Odd Novelties FON-10223 Redneck Novelty Gag Gift Tree Plunger
35 Reviews
Fairly Odd Novelties FON-10223 Redneck Novelty Gag Gift Tree Plunger
  • The perfect giftable novelty Christmas tree for any party
  • Makes the perfect white Elephant gift or just an all around perfect gag gift for any Christmas party
  • If your a bachelor, this is the perfect Xmas tree for your home
  • Comes giftable in Box with colorful label
  • Tree when assembled is about: 12wide x 12Deep x 18Tall

Shitty Abusive Balloons

Shitty Abusive Balloons for BFF Party Best Friends Forever (24 Pack)
4 Reviews
Shitty Abusive Balloons for BFF Party Best Friends Forever (24 Pack)
  • Contains 6 different designs, 4 pieces each totaling 24 pieces!
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons!
  • Enjoy being the life of the party with these funny balloons!
  • Really liven up someone's party with our offensive balloons!
  • For The Best of Friends

Smart Water Bottle

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Hidrate Spark 2.0 Smart Water Bottle (Black) - Tracks Water Intake & Glows to Remind You to Stay Hydrated
1,007 Reviews
Hidrate Spark 2.0 Smart Water Bottle (Black) - Tracks Water Intake & Glows to Remind You to Stay Hydrated
  • GLOWS to remind you to stay hydrated.
  • Tracks water intakes and syncs with smartphones (iOS and Android) via Bluetooth.
  • Integrates with Fitbit, Apple Watch, and other activity trackers to adjust your daily water goal to your daily activity level.
  • Holds 24 ounces. Fits in standard cup holder. Bottle cavity and cap dishwasher safe; hand wash sensor stick.
  • Battery operated; no need for charging.

Snake repellent

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Colton's Naturals Snake Repellent – Snake Spray Repellent & Deterrent for All Types of Snakes – for The Home, Garage & Garden – All Natural Formula
1 Reviews
Colton's Naturals Snake Repellent – Snake Spray Repellent & Deterrent for All Types of Snakes – for The Home, Garage & Garden – All Natural Formula
  • WHAT YOU NEED: Is your home or surroundings infested with snakes? Are you and your family terrified of these scary creatures? Then we have the solution: the Colton's Naturals Natural Spray is a non-toxic formula that will keep the predators away from your house, garage and garden.
  • EASY TO USE: Spray any area that may be infected by snakes, all you must do is spray the liquid over the floors, garden or garage and the active substance will take care of the rest. This way, you can enjoy a snake-free environment with a minimum effort.
  • NON-TOXIC: Making sure snakes keep off your yard is important, but it shouldn't come at the cost of your health. Luckily, our snake repellent is all natural, using no harsh chemicals in the formula, so there is no risk taking while using this product.
  • HIGH PERFORMANCE: This highly concentrated formula is ideal for any type of snakes, venomous or not, so everyone around is safe. Even if you live in a snake-prone area, this spray will make sure the scary animals stay away from your home, with no toxins necessary.
  • PEFRECT FOR HOMES/ GARAGES/ CRAWL SPACES / SHEDS / YOUR GARDEN- Great at making barriers to prevent these scary creatures from entering

Star Wars Inspired Toilet Decal

Star Wars Inspired Toilet Decal: Aim Like a Jedi Not like a Stormtrooper BLUE
3 Reviews
Star Wars Inspired Toilet Decal: Aim Like a Jedi Not like a Stormtrooper BLUE
  • Exterior grade vinyl. Easy to apply. Instructions included.

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

The TeaBagger Tea Infuser Funny Gag Gift Novelty Gifts For Men and Women Stocking Stuffers
233 Reviews
The TeaBagger Tea Infuser Funny Gag Gift Novelty Gifts For Men and Women Stocking Stuffers
  • Get Ready to be the Hit of the Office Holiday Party! Check out the Related Video Short below to see The TeaBagger Tea Infuser in action
  • The TeaBagger is great for funny gag gifts, stocking stuffers and bachelorette party gifts.
  • Easily insert regular tea bags, no loose leaf tea needed. This infuser is not just a gag gift; it actually makes tea.
  • The TeaBagger Tea Infuser is dishwasher safe, easy to clean, made from 100% food grade silicon and has a stainless steel chain with a hook.
  • Perfect to give to your friends as fun gag gifts.It's fun to touch too. Design patent pending. Now available in brown and blue balls.

Toilet Fishing WC Game

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Potty Fisher Toilet Fishing Game
63 Reviews
Potty Fisher Toilet Fishing Game
  • Great Gift for Friends or Family
  • Let your fisherman relax
  • Includes Mat, Fish, Rod, Bowl, Do Not Disturb Sign
  • Fun toilet game for the avid fisher

Toilet Timer

Toilet Timer by Katamco (Classic)
40 Reviews
Toilet Timer by Katamco (Classic)
  • Perfect stocking stuffer!
  • Great White Elephant gift!
  • Anatomically significant!
  • Hilarious and bowel-provoking!
  • Funny stocking stuffers for men!

Toilet XMas Icons Signs

UHOO2018 The Toilet Condom Icons Signs symbolswritten Text Santa Claus Tree Snowflakes Burn Candle in Bathroom Accessories
  • The toilet condom icons signs symbolswritten text santa claus tree snowflakes burn candle in Bathroom Accessories
  • Toilet seat size: 2 toilet seats L14.6" x W 3.5"/2pc+ 1 Contour Rug L17.4" x W 15.4"
  • Productfeatures: soft and comfortable, warm, clean and sanitaryIt is not easy to shape the ball, machine wash
  • Machine washable, hand wash, do not fall off, do not fade.Design: There printed lovely and cool pattern for choose. Bring your bathroom to a modern decor.
  • Suitable Uses: bathroom toilet etc

Toscano Holder-Tentacles Octopus Beach Toilet Paper

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Design Toscano Holder-Tentacles Octopus Beach Toilet Paper Roll-Bathroom Wall Decor, Multicolor
22 Reviews
Design Toscano Holder-Tentacles Octopus Beach Toilet Paper Roll-Bathroom Wall Decor, Multicolor
  • NEED AN EXTRA HAND? - Our sandy colored octopus statue stands at the ready to dispense toilet tissue paper in your beach themed bathroom
  • THE TOILET PAPER DISPENSER FOR COASTAL DECOR - Let our deep sea octopus statue hold your toilet tissue paper in a beach themed bathroom, or as the ultimate gag gift for a Steampunk kraken loving friend
  • HIGH-QUALITY BATHROOM DECOR - Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin, our wall mounted toilet paper holders arrive ready to hang by keyhole slots
  • DESIGN TOSCANO BATHROOM ACCESSORIES - Exclusive to the Design Toscano brand, this toilet paper roll dispenser makes funny bathroom accessories for women
  • Our beach octopus funny toilet paper holder measures 8"Wx5"Dx9½"H. 2 lbs. and includes a spring-loaded roller.

Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinousaur Tooth

Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Tooth (5 In) (Recreation)
61 Reviews
Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Tooth (5 In) (Recreation)
  • Hand Painted Dinosaur Tooth to Give Life Like Appearance
  • Incredible Tooth Measuring 5 inches Long!

Venus Flytrap Carnivorous Plant

3 Small Venus Flytraps - Fly Trap - (Dionaea Muscipula) Carnivorous Plant 3 Inch Pot
844 Reviews
3 Small Venus Flytraps - Fly Trap - (Dionaea Muscipula) Carnivorous Plant 3 Inch Pot
  • 3 Live healthy small sized Venus Flytrap Plants
  • Comes with a 3 inch net pot
  • Comes with a detailed full page caresheet, full page FAQ sheet, and a full page potting diagram written by Joel the owner of Joel's Carnivorous Plants
  • Shipped bareroot
  • Comes with enough New Zealand Sphagnum moss loosely packed to fill your pot.

Viking Battle Axe

SZCO Supplies Viking Battle Axe
82 Reviews
SZCO Supplies Viking Battle Axe
  • Handle is 24-Inch
  • Blade is stainless steel
  • Handle is wood
  • Blade is 13-Inch
  • 27-Inch overall length

Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Wall Decal Peel and Stick Graphic

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Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Wall Decal Peel and Stick Graphic WM335116 (48 in H x 41 in W)
61 Reviews
Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Wall Decal Peel and Stick Graphic WM335116 (48 in H x 41 in W)
  • Highest quality semi-gloss vinyl; Vibrant and bright
  • Removable and repositionable with no sticky residue
  • Easy to install, Applies to any smooth surface
  • Self-Adhesive prints; Simply peel and stick
  • Indoor graphics, Made in the U.S.A.

Weird beauty, health & sex products

19.5 inch Black Mamba

G&GOnline Realistic Adult Toy Long Black Mamba
  • Length: 19.5"
  • Insertable Length: 17"
  • Girth: 3.6" at largest point
  • Width: 1.1" at largest point
  • Materials: Silicone

42Cm Long Horse Realistic Penis

42Cm Super Huge P-Enis R-ealistic Long Horse P-Enis a-nimal Big P-Enis Suction Cup Strong D-ick Sex Toys for Women Phallus,Black
  • Brand Name:Fashion-Lover,Sexually Suggestive:No
  • Material:TPE,size:1 Pcs
  • Item type:P-enis
  • Model Number:JYJ001
  • Obscene Picture:No

After Sex Towel “Here I Cum”

AFTX After Sex Towel (Here I Cum)
2 Reviews
AFTX After Sex Towel (Here I Cum)
  • Love Doesn't Have To Be Messy when you use an AFTX After Sex Towel

Anal Hook

Stainless Steel Metal Multi Choices SLE Collor with Anal Hook Women Man Neck Body Restraint Aid B-DSM Fetish Bondage Sex Toys,Men Collar
  • Origin:,Obscene Picture:No
  • Brand Name:Cool Wearer New Sex Toys ,Sexually Suggestive:No
  • Material:stainless steel,size:as picture showing
  • Item type:Adult Games
  • Model Number:no

Baby Snotsucker

Baby Nasal Aspirator NoseFrida the Snotsucker by Fridababy – Baby Shower Gift and Registry essential
9,360 Reviews
Baby Nasal Aspirator NoseFrida the Snotsucker by Fridababy – Baby Shower Gift and Registry essential
  • PEDIATRICIAN ENDORSED BABY NASAL ASPIRATOR - Doctor invented nasal aspirator that uses parents' own suction to safely and effectively clear stuffy noses.
  • HYGIENIC - Disposable filters are clinically proven to prevent the transfer of mucus or bacterial germs to the snot sucker when clearing stuffy noses.
  • COMFORTABLE & NON-INVASIVE - NoseFrida creates a seal with the outside of the baby's nostril for seamless gentle snotsucking.
  • DISHWASHER SAFE - The nasal tip, red mouthpiece, and filter cap are top-rack dishwasher safe allowing for the baby aspirator to be easily sterilized.
  • MADE IN SWEDEN and is BPA & Phthalate free.

Baby tooth storage holder

Mogoko Baby Teeth Keepsake Box Wooden Tooth Fairy Boxes, Child Kids Tooth Storage Holder Organizer(Girl, English; Customized Personalized Optional)
99 Reviews
Mogoko Baby Teeth Keepsake Box Wooden Tooth Fairy Boxes, Child Kids Tooth Storage Holder Organizer(Girl, English; Customized Personalized Optional)
  • The owner of brand "Mogoko" baby tooth box is seller "mangostyle" , Fulfilled by Amazon. all other sellers are selling counterfeit products, please choose right seller in purchase
  • Available in English,Spanish,French & German versions.Size: 12.3cm*12.5cm*3cm (4.8" x 4.9" x 1.2"),Style: Girl Image/Boy Image,Package Weight: 170g
  • Perfect gift for Christmas, New Year, Birthday Give your baby a wonderful childhood memories Collect baby teeth, a home for lost teeth
  • Made of 100% wood,corrosion-resistant and durable,suitable for long-term dental storage
  • Two options available :customized and standard box.Please choose "Name customizable" if you need to carve your baby's name on it. [ Pick the Gender & Language(Name customizable) & Customize Now & Enter Your Child's Name,Then Click Add to Cart ]

Butterfly Nail Form Tips

Honey Joy 300pcs/lot Professional Purple Butterfly Nail Form Tips Nail Art Guide Acrylic Tip Gel Extension Sticker Nail Polish Curl Form Pack of 1
7 Reviews
Honey Joy 300pcs/lot Professional Purple Butterfly Nail Form Tips Nail Art Guide Acrylic Tip Gel Extension Sticker Nail Polish Curl Form Pack of 1
  • Item Type: Nail Form
  • Quantity: 300pcs/roll
  • Material: self-adhesive paper
  • Pattern: Purple Butterfly
  • Application: Suitable for acrylic nails extension / UV gel nail extension.

Butthole Bidet Toilet Cleaner

TOTO SW2034#01 C100 WASHLET Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat with PreMist, Elongated, Cotton White
624 Reviews
TOTO SW2034#01 C100 WASHLET Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat with PreMist, Elongated, Cotton White
  • Front and rear warm water cleanse with five adjustable temperature and pressure settings
  • PREMIST- using incoming water supply a misting of the toilet bowl is performed before each use to help prevent waste from adhering
  • Designed with heated seat, warm air dryer, and automatic air deodorizer for added comfort
  • Self-cleaning wand. Wand is automatically cleaned before and after use
  • Convenient arm control panel; Automatic air deodorizer

Deluxe Male Urinal Glow in the Dark Incontinence Pee Bottle

2 Pc 32 Ounce Deluxe Male Urinal Glow in the Dark Incontinence Pee Bottle
671 Reviews
2 Pc 32 Ounce Deluxe Male Urinal Glow in the Dark Incontinence Pee Bottle
  • 2 x Urinal with Glow-in-the-Dark Lid
  • Size: 32 ounces
  • Leak resistant lid; ribbed bottom for strength
  • Bedrail compatible handle
  • Ideal opening angle for use

Extreme Confinement Cage

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Master Series Solitary Plus Extreme Confinement Cage with Cum-Thru Plug
7 Reviews
Master Series Solitary Plus Extreme Confinement Cage with Cum-Thru Plug
  • Urethral plug is hollow.
  • Includes lock and key.
  • Made of stainless steel.

Flexible video colonoscope wire

Fridababy Fridet, The MomWasher

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MomWasher Peri Bottle for PostPartum Care by Fridababy - Perineal Recovery After Birth
762 Reviews
MomWasher Peri Bottle for PostPartum Care by Fridababy - Perineal Recovery After Birth
  • Effective: one-way air valve for continuous, gentle water pressure exactly where you need it
  • Ergonomic design: Specifically designed to be held upside down, with a narrow neck for easy maneuvering "down there"
  • Smart: Speeds up the post-partum healing process and way better than the hospital squirt bottle
  • Portable: includes a lightweight travel bag for moms on-the-go

Grave before shave

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Grave Before Shave Beard Butter
18 Reviews
Grave Before Shave Beard Butter
  • Teak wood scent Beard Butter
  • Only the finest oils and butters that are used in all G.B.S. products.
  • Helps condition the skin underneath the beard, aiding in itch relief and beardruff
  • NO beeswax providing less drag when brushing to keep hair pulling and damage minimized!
  • Large 4 oz. Container

Hair Clippings Catcher & Grooming Cape

BEARD KING - The Official Beard Bib - Hair Clippings Catcher & Grooming Cape Apron - “As Seen on Shark Tank” … (White (Deluxe Version))
348 Reviews
BEARD KING - The Official Beard Bib - Hair Clippings Catcher & Grooming Cape Apron - “As Seen on Shark Tank” … (White (Deluxe Version))
  • 🕒TIME SAVING - The Official Beard Bib - Beard Hair Catcher Apron, catches ALL your Beard, Mustache, Sideburns, Goatee and hair trimmings to allow an easy disposal. No Mess, No Clogged Drains, NO MORE CLEANING. Works with any beard trimmer.
  • TRAVEL - Designed with a sleek self-packing pouch to easily stow away or brought on the go when traveling. You can even use as a dopp bag for your grooming and beard accessories making it the perfect beard kit for ultimate beard growth and beard maintenance multi tool.
  • 🚫BUYER BEWARE - Beware of cheap knockoffs! AS SEEN ON SHARK TANK, our handmade Beard Bib is designed in the USA and assembled overseas using only the highest quality materials and craftsmanship. These counterfeit products cut corners by using cheap materials and poor design functions that simply do not work. If it doesn't have the BEARD KING logo it's a fake! AS SEEN ON: Shark Tank Products, ABC, Forbes, Rachael Ray, INSIDER, Unilad, The Doctors, Details, Product Hunt, and more.
  • EASY TO USE - Attach the neck straps and secure to mirror. Begin with your normal grooming regimen. If you need to stop and step away during grooming you can attach the neck straps to the hooks on the suction cups. Once complete lower over the trash can and gently shake. The built in Tray Table holds your grooming and beard accessories. You can even use it to One Size Fits All.
  • 🎁PERFECT GIFT FOR HIM, and HER - Whether it's a Father's Day, Birthday, Holiday Gift, or even one to yourself the Beard Bib makes for the perfect gift for bearded men, gift for dad, gift for husband, gift for son, gift for Woman also love to use it for cutting their own hair.

Hairy beast shampoo

Wild Animal Hairy Beast 50:1 Shampoo 11.7 fl. oz.
1 Reviews
Wild Animal Hairy Beast 50:1 Shampoo 11.7 fl. oz.
  • 50:1 high concentrate: saves money!
  • With natural herbs, extracts and essential oils
  • Deep cleaning and degreasing with out drying skin and hair
  • Removes bad stubborn odors
  • Natural, pH balanced and biodegradable. Made in USA

Hangover helper: La Rapidita

Hangover Helper La Rapidita 30 Packs Per Box
12 Reviews
Hangover Helper La Rapidita 30 Packs Per Box
  • Calcium Carbonate 560mg
  • Acetaminophen 650 mg
  • Thiamine Mononitrate (vit B-1) 168mg
  • Caffeine 43mg

Herp Rescue

HERP RESCUE #1 Best formula to clear skin FAST of Herpes, Cold Sores, and Shingles.- Full 30 Day Supply l Lysine, Zinc, Vitamin C, Oregano Oil, 120 Capsules
310 Reviews
HERP RESCUE #1 Best formula to clear skin FAST of Herpes, Cold Sores, and Shingles.- Full 30 Day Supply l Lysine, Zinc, Vitamin C, Oregano Oil, 120 Capsules
  • MOST EFFECTIVE nonprescription over the counter product for Cold Sores, Herpes, and Shingles
  • 100% ALL NATURAL maximum strength immune system booster for Cold Sores, Herpes, and Shingles
  • MAY PREVENT outbreaks and speed healing of current outbreaks.
  • MAXIMUM EFFECTIVE dosages of Lysine, Vitamin C, Zinc, Oregano Oil, Self Heal (Prunella Vulgaris), Red Marine Algae, Bee Propolis, and Olive Leaf Extract
  • Manufactured in a GMP certified and FDA approved facility in the USA.

Hygiene for Man Parts with Odor Neutralizer

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ToppCock Silver Leave-On Hygiene for Man Parts with Odor Neutralizer 90ml (Pack of 2)
74 Reviews
ToppCock Silver Leave-On Hygiene for Man Parts with Odor Neutralizer 90ml (Pack of 2)
  • Pack of 2 bottles, 90ml each (180ml total)
  • Neutralizes Odor on Man Parts
  • Tea Tree Oil for Cleansing; Aloe Vera for Healing and Moisturizing
  • Excellent as Post-Shaving Treatment; Hydrates and Soothes Skin after Manscaping; Relieves Razor Burns, Itch and Rash
  • Easy to Apply Leave-on Gel; No Sticky Residue; Dries to Powder Feel

Infant Circumcision Trainer

Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
54 Reviews
Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
  • MPN: LF00904U
  • Authentic Nasco (Life/Form) product!
  • 5 year warranty
  • Made in the United States
  • Great for nursing and therapy students

Maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
140 Reviews
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
  • The Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is an antibacterial hand gel with witty packaging
  • Purely for use on the hands (contains alcohol, so may sting anywhere else!)
  • Kills 99.9% of germs on contact
  • This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin
  • Perfect gift or present for your Dad Auntie Uncle Brother Boyfriend Husband Teenagers

Men Ribbed Massage Teasing Gloves

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Male Female Massage Tool Soft Flirting Massage Glove Men Ribbed Teasing Gloves,2PCS
2 Reviews
Male Female Massage Tool Soft Flirting Massage Glove Men Ribbed Teasing Gloves,2PCS
  • Made of ultra soft PVC, non-toxic, for a pleasing touch
  • Enjoy your wonderful massage time with this teasing gloves,2 different experiences
  • Wonderful toys for couples or alone use , fit for male and female
  • 5 Fingers Different Raised and Ribbed design, spice up your nighttime
  • Secret Packing, Please Don't Worry 🙂

Mr. Thick Dick Cream

Mr. Thick Dick Cream, 1.5 Ounce
50 Reviews
Mr. Thick Dick Cream, 1.5 Ounce
  • Rub this specially formulated cream on his penis and watch as it grows and thickens
  • Unique formula is designed to stimulate a maximum erection
  • With heat giving properties

Natural Vaginal Cleansing System

RVDKBULB Natural Vaginal Cleansing System & Excellent Vaginal cleasner,100% Safe Reusable Vaginal Douche for Women, Non-Toxic, FDA Approved,Pink
72 Reviews
RVDKBULB Natural Vaginal Cleansing System & Excellent Vaginal cleasner,100% Safe Reusable Vaginal Douche for Women, Non-Toxic, FDA Approved,Pink
  • Natural Cleansing System - For Vaginal Cleansing Use Only - the nozzle is 2.7 inches long suitable for smaller ladies. This is the only one with a siphon here on Amazon. Latex-free for a non-allergenic experience, It's transparent.so you can see how much water is in it without opening it or shaking it to guess
  • NON-ALLERGENIC due to the use of safe # 4 Plastic that won't cause irritation.This is a wonderful natural vaginal douche, Easy to use for better health and for the avoidance of vaginal odors or vaginal discharge. Excellent hygiene wash for women
  • NON-TOXIC (BPA & PVC FREE) MATERIALS designed for exacting American health standards.This reusable douche bottle is Eco-Friendly and UL Tested for safety and reliability. we posted the UL Test in our photos for your examination
  • MADE IN TAIWAN - FDA and CE approved.Provides complete and thorough cleaning by the special designed 360° mouth sprayer, Easy insertion of the round-shaped irrigation tube with limited friction, Keeps local clean and pleasant bodily relaxation during menstruation and postpartum
  • The vaginal cleasner is made with eco-friendly components so it is safe to use in the water or shower. The environmentally sound plastic is also hypoallergenic so there is little risk of an allergic reaction during prolonged contact with the skin. We take great care in bringing to you the finest reusable douche bag that not only promotes your well-being but that of the environment as well

Peni Colada Jello Shot

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Clear Peni Colada Jello Shot Syringes - 15 Piece Set
35 Reviews
Clear Peni Colada Jello Shot Syringes - 15 Piece Set
  • Peni-shaped Syringes with caps included
  • 100% reusable
  • Dishwasher safe

Portable female urination device, Freedom to stand!

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Female Now Stand and Pee in unfriendly Toilets with PeeBuddy Funnels, First Disposable Lightweight Portable Female Urination Device for Women, Girls go and Travel Camping with Pee Buddy (Pack of 10)
29 Reviews
Female Now Stand and Pee in unfriendly Toilets with PeeBuddy Funnels, First Disposable Lightweight Portable Female Urination Device for Women, Girls go and Travel Camping with Pee Buddy (Pack of 10)
  • FEMALE URINATION DEVICE: This device allows you to urinate while standing up DISCREETLY & HYGIENICLY. Peebuddy helps you to answer nature's call without sacrificing your self-esteem and adjust to a new stand-and-pee lifestyle without having to drop your pants.
  • A MUST HAVE FOR TRAVEL & SPORTS: If you are travelling or sports person this device is a must have as its designed in a manner that it is easy to use and is a leak free and spill free device. And it's great for everyday - no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet.
  • AVOIDS INFECTION: Unlike plastic versions that are reusable and bulky to carry this device can be used and disposed of easily. Also, avoid all UTIs and Yucky Experiences at Dirty/Public Toilets. This will help you maintain your hygiene levels even while travelling. Pack contains 10 individual use and throw funnels of pee buddy.
  • IDEAL FOR WOMEN WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS: If you are facing joint pain or are pregnant, this device is just apt for you. It's simple to use and you will not have to keep up for a long time. It is ideal for a public toilet, airport or flight toilet, hospital and medical needs, railway and metro, highways and outdoor.
  • EASY TO CARRY: This device fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment making it easy for you to carry it around, it is also made of COASTED WATERPROOF CARDBOARD to avoid leakage.

Portable Wearable Urinal Urine Bag Collector

Lolicute Pee Bag Holder,1000ml Portable Wearable Urinal Urine Bag Collector Toilet Elastic Waistband Urine Replacement Collector Spill Proof Collector Incontinence Bags for Men Travel
1 Reviews
Lolicute Pee Bag Holder,1000ml Portable Wearable Urinal Urine Bag Collector Toilet Elastic Waistband Urine Replacement Collector Spill Proof Collector Incontinence Bags for Men Travel
  • 【FOR BLADDER LEAKAGE OR URINARY INCONTINENCE】Our male urinal bag for men who suffer bladder leakage or urinary incontinence, this urinal can give you the freedom to get out for longer periods.
  • 【EASY TO USE AND SAFE】Urine rapidly drains from urinal into a 1-liter collection bag.Reduces falls, caregiver workload, odor, brief use and infections.
  • 【PORTABLE 】Our urinal bag is Portable, Re-useable, easy to clean.The sheath attaches to the stretchable jock strap,can also be worn alone.Tow Styles: Man, Woman.
  • 【COMFORTABLE AND APPLYFUL】The elastic waistband provides a comfortable, secure fit. Wonderful aid for continent people with mobility disorders, urinary frequency, post operations, have difficulty ambulating to bathroom, Etc. Also great for traveling and camping.
  • 【Lolicute PROMISE】Get the Jinon urine collector, put your worries aside! If you don't like it for any reason, you can just take advantage of our 60 days warranty.We will replace it or give your money back for any reason.

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Real life penis extender

Natural REALSKIN Penis XTENDER -Flesh
1 Reviews
Natural REALSKIN Penis XTENDER -Flesh
  • STKYGOOD
  • Health and Beauty

Semen simulator

Silicone Comfort Nozzle Enema

Silicone Comfort Nozzle Attachment
443 Reviews
Silicone Comfort Nozzle Attachment
  • Flexible
  • Added Comfort
  • Easy to Clean

Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers

Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)
420 Reviews
Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)
  • ODOR FILTER: Antimicrobial, activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it
  • DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable and self-adheres to clothing
  • EASY TO USE AND EFFECTIVE
  • GREAT GAG: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant present than actual coal
  • SIZE - 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)

Transgender Silicone Vagina Panty

Jiyaru Silicone Vagina Panty Transgender Crossdresser Boxer Brief Props Skin M(81-95cm)
  • Package Contains: 1 Piece x Brief. The tag size is Asian Size, plz check size chart with your own body before order
  • Made of medical grade silicone, high quality, no-odor, no-toxic, soft texture, good elasticity, natural and reusable
  • With penis tube, vagina and anal which can let you get in
  • Clean it with soap powder in warm or cold water, then let it dry naturally
  • Roll it up from the waist to private part, then dress it on (talcum powder will make it easier to wear). Please do not pull violently which may tear the item

Tummy Tub Baby Bath

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Buttswipes VLADIMIR PUTIN Funny Toilet Paper Gag Gift Stocking Stuffer (Vladimir Poopin')
7 Reviews
Buttswipes VLADIMIR PUTIN Funny Toilet Paper Gag Gift Stocking Stuffer (Vladimir Poopin')
  • FUNNY GIFT FEATURING PUTIN's face printed on EVERY SHEET, ready to take on a YUGE pile of...MAGA!
  • EACH TOILET PAPER ROLL is 4"x3"x3" and has 160 sheets. Can easily fit inside Christmas Stockings!
  • ONE SHRINK-WRAPPED individual roll with a "VLADIMIR POOPIN" sticker
  • HILARIOUS GAG GIFT for both critics and supporters of Putin, Donald Trump, or basically anyone!
  • VLAD MESSED WITH OUR ELECTION-- let's mess up his face! Make America Great Again by having a little laughter!

Vagina Lube Flavored Enhancer

Siam Circus 12x vagina Licker Oral Sex Vagina Lube Flavored Enhancer Lubricant Strawberry
  • 100% Brand New
  • Easy to use and clean
  • Make fun with your lover
  • Save and hygene

Violet colour for the hair down there

Sexy Betty - Color for The Hair Down There Kit
15 Reviews
Sexy Betty - Color for The Hair Down There Kit
  • "You're no delicate flower, So let your SEXY betty bloom! Celebrate! SEXY betty flaunts your seductive side!
  • Get in touch with your sexy side with this beautiful lilac color! Specially formulated to use for the hair down there. Safe to use.
  • No-drip formula made with natural ingredients.
  • Leaves hair conditioned and soft. Every betty kit includes everything you need to lighten hair and color.
  • Multiple applications, Works on all hair types, even the darkest hair will be SEXY betty pretty lilac! You will love it!

Waterproof Banana Vibrator

Quiet Vibrator Banana USB Rechargeable Vibrator Silicone Waterproof G Spot Vibrators for Women Clit Stimulation Vibrator Massager USB Vibrator,Toy Only,
  • Item Type:Vibrators,Function 2:silicone rechargeable vibrator,Function 7:g spot vibrator massager,Function 9:usb vibrator anal
  • Brand Name:Heated-Night-Adult Vibrator,Function 3:waterproof rechargeable vibrator,Function 4:usb rechargeable vibrator,Type:G-Spot
  • Commodity Quality Certification:THIS,Function 0:7 mode Vibration,Function 5:silicone vibrator g spot clitoris,Sexually Suggestive:No
  • Material:Silicone,Function 1:rechargeable vibrator sex toys for woman,Obscene Picture:No,size:vibrators
  • Model Number:vibrator,Function 6:vibrator silicone waterproof g spot,Function 8:g spot vibrators for women clit stimulation vibrator

Whale sperm face cream

Yummy Cum Semen Flavor Enhancer

Yummy Cum Semen Flavor Enhancer All Natural Supplement 60 Cap
5 Reviews
Yummy Cum Semen Flavor Enhancer All Natural Supplement 60 Cap
  • Yummy Cum enhances the flavour of semen
  • Only 100% natural ingredients
  • 60 Capsules
  • 60 Day Money Back Guarantee
  • Ingredients: Pineapple extract, Acai extract, Wheatgrass extract, Cinnamon

Cool books

Bitch Are You Retarded?

Toys, tools, guns & rules

What’s Your Poo Telling You

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The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You
10 Reviews
The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You
  • We sh*t you not! Discover more than 40 descriptions of 2 dozens types of poo, plus sidebars, medical explanations, and loads of engrossing fun facts.
  • Did you know your poop says a lot about your health?
  • Approx. 5" x 7".
  • Hardcover.
  • 160 pgs.

Cool clothes for freaks

Beard Octopus Hat

Vbiger Beard Hat Beanie Hat Knit Hat Winter Warm Octopus Hat Windproof Funny for Men & Women Black One Size
519 Reviews
Vbiger Beard Hat Beanie Hat Knit Hat Winter Warm Octopus Hat Windproof Funny for Men & Women Black One Size
  • Stylish knit ski mask in octopus shape with tentacles
  • Suitable for season: spring, autumn, winter
  • Suitable for men or women
  • Nice Christmas gift for yourself or friends
  • Best for Christmas party decoration

Beer Can Holster Belt

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EZ Drinker Beer & Soda Can Holster Belt, Holds 6 Beverages
298 Reviews
EZ Drinker Beer & Soda Can Holster Belt, Holds 6 Beverages
  • Beer & Soda Belt
  • Holds 6 Beverages
  • Adjusts to Fit any Waist Comfortably
  • Soft Material with Camouflage Design

Booze Bangle Bracelet Flask

QIBOX Compatible Fitbit Ionic Charging Cable, 2 Pack Replacement USB Charger Charging Cable Adapter Compatible Fitbit Ionic Smartwatch, (3 feet) Sturdy Fitbit Ionic Power Charging Cord (2 Pack)
275 Reviews
QIBOX Compatible Fitbit Ionic Charging Cable, 2 Pack Replacement USB Charger Charging Cable Adapter Compatible Fitbit Ionic Smartwatch, (3 feet) Sturdy Fitbit Ionic Power Charging Cord (2 Pack)
  • FRIENDLY TIGHT CONNECTION DESIGN - Our Fitbit Ionic charger in marker are a little loose for your Fitbit- they are sturdy, do not fall out. That's why we adopted tight connection design, which helps keep the charger in place for a reliable charging.
  • FAST CHAEGE & STABLE PERFORMANCE - Our Fitbit Ionic charger cables can be connected to USB power source on PC, laptop, notebook, because this charging method can provide high efficiency and high stability charging experience for you.
  • OVER-VOLTAGE & OVER-CURRENT PROTECTION - Our Fitbit Ionic charging cables provides fast and stable charging speed. Made of over- voltage and over-current protection, they will protect your Fitbit from being damaged when charging.
  • COMPATIBILITY - Our Fitbit Ionic charging cables are ONLY suitable for Fitbit Ionic. It is specially designed for Fitbit Ionic, not for other Fitbit products. Keep your Fitbit Ionic charged to track your routine.
  • PACKAGE - There are two Fitbit Ionic charging cables in the package, the charging cable is perfect to have as a replacement or as an extra to use, our two charging cables will definitely meet any of your need at home, office or during travel.

Butt mask

micrkrowen Halloween Environmentally Latex Funny Ass Mask
  • Material: Latex
  • 100% real FIG new
  • Perfect for Masquerade Parties, Gifts, Costume Parties, Carnival, Christmas, Easter, New Years Eve Party, Halloween, etc.
  • Halloween Costume Party Party Decorative Mask
  • Toy

Dick Belt

The Dick Belt
  • Bottle Opener Belt Buckle
  • Adjustable Buckle - Belt Measures 60 Inches Long
  • Great for Bachelor Parties, Gag Gifts, Birthdays & More
  • Perfect for a Day at the Office or a Fun Night Out

Dickhead Mask

Dickhead Shirt

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Dickhead Shirt Funny Halloween Dick Head Costume White 2XL
17 Reviews
Dickhead Shirt Funny Halloween Dick Head Costume White 2XL
  • 52% combed and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester

Donald Trump Construction Company

GunShowTees Men’s Donald Trump Border Wall Construction Company T-Shirt
281 Reviews
GunShowTees Men’s Donald Trump Border Wall Construction Company T-Shirt
  • 【ATHLETIC/SLIM FIT】Order a size larger if you like a looser fit. Size chart next to product image.
  • "Official" T-Shirt of the Border Wall Construction Company
  • Show your support for President Trump as he builds the wall. Make America Great Again!
  • Shirt features phrase "Donald J. Trump Border Wall Construction Company--The Wall Just Got 10 Feet Taller."
  • Screen printed in Texas, USA

Donald Trump Inflatable Costume

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Morph Unisex Piggy Presidential Leader Piggyback Costume - With Stuff Your Own Legs
168 Reviews
Morph Unisex Piggy Presidential Leader Piggyback Costume - With Stuff Your Own Legs
  • HIGH QUALITY "SELF STUFF" PIGGY BACK COSTUME: Pack Includes Presidential Leader "With Self Stuff Legs" Piggyback Costume
  • DID WE MENTION EXCLUSIVE: This fantastic Presidential costume is exclusive and manufactured for us only, so we can guarantee the quality.
  • SIZES THAT FIT: One size fits all. Just stuff the legs with whatever you have at hand (don't get too carried away though) and you're ready to stumble around
  • SELF STUFF COSTUME: This costume is designed for you to self stuff the legs, use paper, towels or any other material to fill garment, takes 1min to stuff garment.
  • MORPH COSTUMES: The company behind Morphsuits, known for quality products, 1.3 million Facebook followers, sold over 2 million costumes, trading for 7 years, we manufacture this Piggyback costume.

Fried chicken trousers

Want Eating!Fried Chicken Fashion Joggers 3D Printed Sweatpants Hip-Hop Trousers Casual Pants
  • Material:80%Polyester +20%spandex ,soft and comfortable,without fading
  • Unisex sweatpants for men women,teen girl and Boys
  • 3D digital printed different kinds of style patterns,charming and fashion
  • Wear Occasion: Home,outdoor,dance,workout sports or daily casual
  • The items are Asian sizes, about 1-2 size smaller than US size,please choose one size up than your normal size

Full Metal Spike

Full Metal Spike Punk Rock Goth Thrash Metal Leather Gauntlet Arm Band
1 Reviews
Full Metal Spike Punk Rock Goth Thrash Metal Leather Gauntlet Arm Band
  • Genunie Leather Gauntlet
  • 7" Long
  • Fits All
  • 3 Buckle on Back
  • Premium Quality Leather

Grass Flip Flops

GFF Grass Flip Flops, Large (11-13), Black Green
32 Reviews
GFF Grass Flip Flops, Large (11-13), Black Green
  • Grass Flip Flops come in two exciting styles!
  • Two-tone strap gives sandals an extra pop of color
  • Made with high quality durable materials
  • Great for Adults & Children
  • A unique and fun gift idea

I Pee In Pools Cap

I Pee in Pools Funny Dare Gag Gift Joke - Adult Trucker Cap Hat
125 Reviews
I Pee in Pools Funny Dare Gag Gift Joke - Adult Trucker Cap Hat
  • This item is not affiliated with any existing intellectual property or trademark.
  • 100% Polyester with a foam front
  • Soft mesh sides and back.
  • Heavy Braid
  • Five Panel and Plastic Tab Adjuster

Red Propeller Nerd Hat

Funny Party Hats Propeller Hats – Sequin Propeller Hat – Spinner Hat - Nerd Hat - Helicopter Hat - Adult Propeller Hat
9 Reviews
Funny Party Hats Propeller Hats – Sequin Propeller Hat – Spinner Hat - Nerd Hat - Helicopter Hat - Adult Propeller Hat
  • This Sequin Propeller Beanie Brings Something Unique to Your next Party
  • This Fun Novelty Hat adds a bit of the Silly to the Everyday
  • The Red Sequined Propeller Cap is Vibrant and Fun Birthday and Halloween hat
  • Features an Elastic Chin Strap to Hold Beanie in Place
  • Sized to Fit Most Adults. Made of Quality Synthetic Material

Split Valentine Heart Weirdo

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MJartoria Split Valentine Heart Weirdo 1 2 Best Friends Pendant Friendship BFF Necklace Set of 2
52 Reviews
MJartoria Split Valentine Heart Weirdo 1 2 Best Friends Pendant Friendship BFF Necklace Set of 2
  • 💖Basic Information:Material: stainless steel; Size: Length of the necklace is 18 inches; Form:2PCS Split heart engraved weirdo #1 and weirdo #2 necklaces
  • 💖Special design: The necklaces seperate and it comes in two parts for two people
  • 💖Great Gifts: Ideal and special gift for your girlfriend,boyfriend,wife,husband,family lover and best friends and yourself to get a beautiful feeling in life. For example:you can buy this for your best friend for their birthday,in valentines day
  • 💖Occasions: For Valentine's Day present,Birthday,Graduation,Christmas,Valentine's Day,Party
  • 💖MJartoria: Come with a delicate Gift Box and it will protect the necklaces

Steampunk Victorian Style Goggles

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Enjoy Your Steampunk Victorian Style Goggles with Compass Design, Azure Blue lenses & ocular Loupe
440 Reviews
Enjoy Your Steampunk Victorian Style Goggles with Compass Design, Azure Blue lenses & ocular Loupe
  • Handmade steampunk goggles by UMBRELLALABORATORY in the USA: These vintage Victorian style goggles with double magnifying eye loupes are an excellent addition to any cosplay, LARP, costume, rave, or convention outfit
  • Impeccable detail: The stunning azure blue lenses, sleek black finish and shining bronze compass rose design on either side keep you stylishly well-equipped
  • Customize your look: Wear them over your eyes, on your head, around your neck, rest them on the brim of your hat, or even display them as a piece of décor
  • Excellently durable: Our welder-style glasses are constructed of sturdy plastic & PVC and designed to stay put during your adventures
  • Fully adjustable fit: Sturdy elastic head strap makes our diesel punk eyewear perfect for men, women, teens children, actors, ravers, cosplayers - everyone!

Sweat Proof Undershirts

Ejis Sweat Proof Undershirt Men w/Sweat Pads & Antimicrobial Silver, Micro Modal Crew Neck
223 Reviews
Ejis Sweat Proof Undershirt Men w/Sweat Pads & Antimicrobial Silver, Micro Modal Crew Neck
  • KEEP YOUR DRESS SHIRT BONE DRY: Ejis sweatproof undershirts for men are 100% guaranteed to stop armpit sweat marks. Extend the life of your dress shirts by eliminating yellow stains caused by antiperspirants.
  • STOPS SHIRT SWEAT MARKS better than sweat pads or antiperspirant alone with a large one piece waterproof layer under each armpit. The Ejis sweat proof undershirt doesn't have underarm seams cutting through the waterproof layer, which means no risk of leaking. With over 120 sq inches of coverage in each sweat proof undershirt you can think of it as your never fail backup to antiperspirant deodorant.
  • SMELL FRESHER FOR LONGER with silver fused fibers that combat odor causing bacteria.
  • FEEL CONFIDENT AND COMFORTABLE with super premium micro modal fabric in each pad which is 2x softer and 50% more water-absorbent than regular cotton.
  • 100% MONEY BACK EXTENDED GUARANTEE - You can trust us to stop your sweat marks. Try the Ejis sweatproof undershirt for 45 days and if for any reason you don't feel more dry and confident simply send it back for a full refund. We stand behind our product without hesitation and with our extended guarantee there is absolutely no risk to you.

The Bobcat Mullet

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The Bobcat Mullet
307 Reviews
The Bobcat Mullet
  • Includes 1x Mullet On The Wig
  • One size fits most
  • Great for a variety of costumes
  • Comfortable headband design
  • Brand new

Titface Costume Head Mask

Umiwe Halloween Costume Head Mask, Latex Face Mask Fat Clown Mask Horrific 3D Costume Cosplay Party Props Masks
  • High Quality Material:Made from 100% natural latex, environmental and non-toxic.(If you are allergic for latex,please do not wear them.)
  • Latex Mask Look Very Realistic,It is the Best Choice If You are Trying to Spook Your Friends
  • Halloween Costume Mask novelty and creepy but hilarious! Good stretch and surface tension, durable, easy to carry.Fit for Most teens and adults.
  • Comfortable and breathable. See through the eye holes, the inside of the mask is large and allows plenty of room to breathe.
  • Interesting Use: Suitable for Masquerade Parties, Costume Parties, Carnival, Christmas, Easter, Halloween,stage performances, craft decoration. Anyway, it will see plenty of use at times other than Halloween!

T-Rex Dinosaur Dress

Halloween Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Blow Up Dress Up Funny Simulation Luxury Cosplay Costume Suit(Adult Size, Brown)
124 Reviews
Halloween Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Blow Up Dress Up Funny Simulation Luxury Cosplay Costume Suit(Adult Size, Brown)
  • Best Gift for Xmas/ New Year/Daily Party/Cosplay Event.The item is shipped from Amazon warehouse,you will receive it on second day.
  • Made of high density polyester,Adult size fits for all 150-190cm,Child size fits for all 90-150CM,If your height is 150CM,we suggest you could pick the Adult size.
  • Novelty and funny animal design,dress it,You will be the luminous point among the crowd,Will brings many happiness for you and your friends
  • Suitable for Parks, Zoo, Outdoors, Company Celebration or Annual Party, Bars, Club, TV SHOW, Carnival, Opening Ceremony, Weddings, Halloween, Christmas, Festivals, Birthday Party, Bachelor Party, Cos Play party etc.
  • 100% brand new with handmade,Waterproof, Lightweight.Easy to blow up,Requires 4 x AA Batteries(No included).

Unicorn Costume Inflatable Suit

YEAHBEER Inflatable Costume Dinosaur Costumes Unicorn Cosplay Costumes Halloween Costume Costumes (Unicorn Adults)
172 Reviews
YEAHBEER Inflatable Costume Dinosaur Costumes Unicorn Cosplay Costumes Halloween Costume Costumes (Unicorn Adults)
  • PREMIUM MATERIALS : The Halloween costume is made of 100% polyester that is strong and durable so that you will never have to worry about any tears or holes. We carefully check each product before shipping to make sure that it's flawless so you can receive it in top condition.
  • FANCY COSTUMES : Dress up as a big ballerina, gorilla, t-rex, or unicorn rider, a cowboy or a sumo wrestler, and draw everyone's attention on you! Perfect for Christmas, Halloween, Cosplay,Oktoberfest, Charity Fun Runs or just an ordinary day!
  • Requires 4 x AA Batteries (not included); AA batteries to operate the blower for inflating. Air pump and blower is included. re-chargeable AA batteries are possible to use.
  • Big hit in the crowds. Easy set up. Easy to move about. Easy to walk, jump, sit, run. Great fun. Detailed user manual is included.
  • NOTE : Please tighten the outer ring to hold the fan in place before putting on the costume, in case the ring becomes loose during shippment then the fan would fall out; If the costume can't be fully inflated, pls loosen the ring and turn the fan towards the front to better inflate the head, also, tighten the drawstrings as tight as possible.

Women’s hairy fake bikini

RAISEVERN Women's Dark Hairy Chest Hawaii Pattern One Piece Swimsuit 3D Personalized Print Travel Pro Swimsuits Bathing Suit Swimwear
101 Reviews
RAISEVERN Women's Dark Hairy Chest Hawaii Pattern One Piece Swimsuit 3D Personalized Print Travel Pro Swimsuits Bathing Suit Swimwear
  • Funny high cut one piece swimsuit, top 3d printed technique, unique attractive design
  • Soft, comfortable, safety fabric, can direct contact to skin, include spandex and nylon, secure fit, with elasticity, with padding bra
  • Hand wash prefer. Do not wring or tumble dry but hang dry with water in a shady place. Do not iron. Do not bleach
  • This swimsuit is perfect for summer, swimwear, beachwear, beach party, pool party and vacation
  • Please refer to the size chat (last image) for the size details

Beer Belly Waist Pocket

A AIFAMY Dad Bag 3D Beer Belly Waist Pocket Funny Gag Gifts for Christmas, White Elephant Gift Exchange
110 Reviews
A AIFAMY Dad Bag 3D Beer Belly Waist Pocket Funny Gag Gifts for Christmas, White Elephant Gift Exchange
  • NOTE: Only A_AIFAMY sells GENUINE dad bag----TOP PRANK GIFT -- the most lifelike waist bag like human's belly; absolutely a grab bag gift and brings laughs to everyone in the party; perfect for Christmas party, white elephant party, anniversary, bachelor party, or special day
  • REAL DAD BOD -- a big belly pack with bushy hair, that's what a man looks like; so, it's an ideal present for fathers, husbands and boyfriends; of course, women and girls can wear this to act as a man
  • LARGE CAPACITY -- the fanny pack designed with a small zipper pocket inside helps you keep your important stuff, like money; the main pocket is 15 x 7 inches, you can put your phone, headphones, keys, wallet and even bottles in it
  • ADJUSTABLE BELT -- the zipper waist punch fits waist up tp 50 inches ; give you a snug and comfortable feeling when wearing it
  • PREMIUM MATERIAL -- made of leather and PU; anti-wrinkle and waterproof waist pack, easy to clean and store; an eye-catching sports bum bag for hiking, running and travel

Cool gadgets

Brain sensing headband

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Muse: The Brain Sensing Headband
924 Reviews
Muse: The Brain Sensing Headband
  • MEDITATION MADE EASY: Muse is your personal meditation assistant
  • MUSE WILL GUIDE YOU TO A CALM MIND: Sometimes your mind is calm and sometimes it's active - Muse will teach you to recognize a calm mind and help you get there
  • IMMERSE YOURSELF: Put on the Muse headband, put on your earbuds, start the app, and close your eyes. Immerse yourself within the sounds of a beach or rainforest
  • REAL-TIME TRACKING & FEEDBACK: While you meditate, Muse measures whether your mind is calm or active, and translates that data into weathers sounds
  • MUSE WILL GUIDE YOU TO A CALM MIND: When you're calm, you'll hear peaceful weather sounds. When your mind wanders, the weather will intensify, guiding you back to a calm state

CORK Bluetooth Speaker

CORK Bluetooth Speaker, Bluetooth 4.1 Loud Stereo Sound, Rich Bass Portable Speaker with Outdoor, Camping, Home Party Fog Silver
  • World's first micro Bluetooth speaker that boosts sound depth & bass by upcycling a used bottle
  • Simply sync and play. It's fun to experiment and enjoy; different bottles deliver different sound
  • Amplify tunes at the beach, a backyard BBQ, chilling' with friends and family
  • Take your music from background to the center of conversation with Cork

Instant Digital Cooking Thermometer

Habor 022 Meat Thermometer, FDA Approval 4.7 Inches Long Probe Thermometer Digital Cooking Thermometer with Instant Read Sensor for Kitchen BBQ Grill Smoker Meat Oil Milk Yogurt Temperature
2,241 Reviews
Habor 022 Meat Thermometer, FDA Approval 4.7 Inches Long Probe Thermometer Digital Cooking Thermometer with Instant Read Sensor for Kitchen BBQ Grill Smoker Meat Oil Milk Yogurt Temperature
  • INSTANT READ & ACCURATE: This FDA Approval Thermometer equip with 4-6 Seconds reading out speed brings you accurate and healthy temp, prevent you from the Salmonella in undercooked meat
  • SUPER LONG PROBE: No more hands' burning, this 4.7"(Probe) Digital Meat Thermometer can detect the core temp of meat; Perfect for huge turkey, chicken, bread making, hot water, hot milk, and even bath water
  • EASY TO USE: Simply insert probe into your food or liquid and get the temp; This Kitchen Meat Thermometer with protective sheath is easy to carry or store; 10 minutes auto-shut off function extends your battery life (Battery Included; Please REMOVE the battery insulation film before the first use)
  • IMPORTANT NOTES: The temp range is -58℉ to 572℉, in order to extend service life of the food thermometer, please remove the thermometer when you finish reading temp; NEVER leave it in high temp environment such as CLOSED OVEN, frying pan, grill and etc
  • RETAIL PACK AGE & WARRANTY: 1×Habor Meat Thermometer; 1×User Manual; 1×Meat Temperature Guide; 1×3 YEARS warranty and friendly customer service

Vein finder

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Handheld Infrared Vein Finder Vein Viewer/Locator/Illuminator/Vein Projection Visualization, Vein Light for Nurses-FDA Cleared
1 Reviews
Handheld Infrared Vein Finder Vein Viewer/Locator/Illuminator/Vein Projection Visualization, Vein Light for Nurses-FDA Cleared
  • with FDA,Image performance optimization with high accuration
  • Different modes: Basic mode, Unique depth detection mode, Green light mode and Pediatric size mode;
  • Depth detection mode: 1 green light (vein depth 0 to 2mm), 2 green lights (vein depth 2 to 4 mm), 3 green lights (vein depth 4 to 8 mm);
  • Adjustable brightness;
  • Elegant design, easy to carry;

Wiereless endoscope home kit

DEPSTECH Wireless Endoscope, WiFi Borescope Inspection 2.0 Megapixels HD Snake Camera for Android and iOS Smartphone, iPhone, Samsung, Tablet -Black(11.5FT)
2,363 Reviews
DEPSTECH Wireless Endoscope, WiFi Borescope Inspection 2.0 Megapixels HD Snake Camera for Android and iOS Smartphone, iPhone, Samsung, Tablet -Black(11.5FT)
  • 【The Newest Type Endoscope】: Unlike other endoscope camera on the marketplace, this wireless wifi endoscope camera not only work with Android smartphone(Above Android 2.3), but also iPhone IOS system(Above IOS 6.0). This is perfect for iPhone user who want do inspection work. Without using extra adapter or cable, it can be easily connected with your smartphone via WIFI. The only thing you need to do is to download and install the compatible APP "DEPSTECH"on your device.
  • 【Unique Blue LED technology】: 6 adjustable blue LED light on camera tip, it greatly helps to improve image brightness and clarity even in dark or low-light condition. Moreover, the art of 1200P camera offers you a wonderful experience of recording a clear close range HD video in AVI format and snapshot image in JPG format with four adjustable resolutions 320x240, 640x480, 1280 x 720,1600x1200.
  • 【Featuring 11.5FT cable, waterproof and 8.5mm diameter camera】: this endoscope can suitable for various types of environment, for example, low-light or dark area, damp or wet area etc. Furthermore, armed with bendable semi-rigid cable which can bend and hold it's shape to access a wide variety of confined place.
  • 【Premium Camera Chip】:Adopting the second generation chip at 30fps, which is best for acquiring the smoothest video and image, and this is a great advantage over the other products at 10fps on the marketplace.
  • 【Design Patent】:For this WiFi version endoscope, we have applied the certificate of Design Patent.

Strange Food, drinks and groceries

Bag of Trump Hair

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BAd Thread Bag of Trump Hair| 3oz of Cotton Candy (Organic Sugar, Natural Flavoring, Gluten Free) | Funny Bipartisan Donald Trump Gag Gift for Friends, Moms, Dads, Grads, Birthday Boys or Girls
68 Reviews
BAd Thread Bag of Trump Hair| 3oz of Cotton Candy (Organic Sugar, Natural Flavoring, Gluten Free) | Funny Bipartisan Donald Trump Gag Gift for Friends, Moms, Dads, Grads, Birthday Boys or Girls
  • NEED A LOL GIFT - Get that special someone some a Bag of Trump Hair! A great gift for any occasion, this lighthearted Trump wig treat is sure to brighten up the day of adults and kidsalike!
  • PERFECT SUMMER - Imagine the refreshing, all natural banana flavor paired with your next backyard bbq, beach party, or protest!
  • GREAT VALUE - Get 3x more cotton candy! Bag of Trump Hair comes with 3oz of hand-spun, organic banana goodness, plenty to share, OR NOT
  • BE CAUSE- For every Bag of Trump Hair sold Bad Thread will donate 10% to Green Job Training efforts.
  • MADE IN USA - This premium Bag of Trump Hair is the most desired gift ever. Period. We hand harvest each bag directly at the source, one strand at a time. A great delicacy for July 4th, birthdays, picnics, and more!

Canned Unicorn Meat

ThinkGeek Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Source of Sparkles, Magic in Every Bite, 5.5 Ounce - Stuffed Plush Toy
910 Reviews
ThinkGeek Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Source of Sparkles, Magic in Every Bite, 5.5 Ounce - Stuffed Plush Toy
  • 5.5-OUNCE UNICORN MEAT - Item is a 5.5-ounce delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
  • EXCELLENT SOURCE OF SPARKLES - Unicorns sprinkle sparkles everywhere, you are assured that this unicorn meat is an excellent source of sparkles.
  • MAGIC IN EVERY BITE - Feel the magic in every bite of this unicorn meat. There are crunchy horn bits in every bite. The meat is also easily spreadable for sandwiches and more.
  • EASY-OPEN - The bottom of the can is easily-removable to let you gain access to the unicorn meat. No can opener needed.
  • STUFFED TOY - All jokes aside, inside the can is a cut-up unicorn stuffed plush toy. Add this to your collection of geeky toys.

Enema coffee

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The Real Deal ENEMA Coffee BEST Coffee For Enema - 1lb Bag - 100% Organic Green Beans Finely Ground - *FREE* Detox Recipe - Gerson Approve
271 Reviews
The Real Deal ENEMA Coffee BEST Coffee For Enema - 1lb Bag - 100% Organic Green Beans Finely Ground - *FREE* Detox Recipe - Gerson Approve
  • 100% USDA Certified Organic - No Mold or Fungus - Shade Grown
  • THE HIGH LEVELS of Caffeine - Palmitic Acid Needed For Optimal Detox
  • LONG LASTING PREMIUM BLEND - Finely ground - You Only Have To Use 2 to 3 Tablespoons and NOT 4 Like Other Coffees
  • COFFEE BEANS Has Been picked by Independent Farmers for the Purpose of Liver DETOX - Premium Ground
  • YOU NEED THIS Coffee Because It's the Best of The BEST..PLEASE SEE VIDEO BELOW On How To Do A Coffee Enema

Fake Mold Sandwich bags

Witty Yeti Fake Mold Sandwich Bags 40 Pack to Protect Your Hoagie! Each Anti-Theft, Food-Safe Zipper Bag Looks Moldy to Ward Off Work Fridge Raiders! Hilarious Lunch Prank or Gag Gift for Men or Kids!
5 Reviews
Witty Yeti Fake Mold Sandwich Bags 40 Pack to Protect Your Hoagie! Each Anti-Theft, Food-Safe Zipper Bag Looks Moldy to Ward Off Work Fridge Raiders! Hilarious Lunch Prank or Gag Gift for Men or Kids!
  • MOLDY LUNCH BAGS MAKE CLEVER SECRET SANTA GIFTS! Sheila in Accounting accuses everyone of sandwich theft, so give her peace of mind with the "protection" of moldy bags in the office gift exchange.
  • DON'T BE A VICTIM LIKE SHEILA IN ACCOUNTING! Prevent lunch theft! STOP those sneaky lunch thieves in their tracks with a gross looking lunch bag that's secretly a food-safe sheath for your tasty meal.
  • KEEP SCHOOL LUNCH GROSS! Kids LOVE making friends GAG with pranks for school or April Fools! But the joke's on you if the cafeteria staff calls DSS on you for giving your kid a moldy sandwich!
  • "PRANK TRICK-OR-TREATERS with moldy plastic bags for treats in their candy sacks! Just wait til they show Mom! These moldy looking bags are ghoulishly festive for take-home Halloween party treats! "
  • 101-DAY 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind these prank moldy bags and all of our products. If you're not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!

Pussy bites

Pussy Bites - Strawberry
5 Reviews
Pussy Bites - Strawberry
  • Hott Products
  • Health and Beauty

Religious Scripture Candy

Tangy Tarts Religious Scripture Candy (1 lb)
29 Reviews
Tangy Tarts Religious Scripture Candy (1 lb)
  • 1 pound of candy
  • About 60 rolls
  • 15 small candies in each wrapper
  • Variety of Bible verses on the wrappers

Zombie Waste Candy

Zombie Waste Candy Fun 3-Pack | POST HALLOWEEN SALE - 35% OFF! ($14.95) | Zombie Poop and Pee | Allergen Free! | Made In The USA
  • PERFECT for ZOMBIE LOVERS and HALLOWEEN!
  • ZOMBIE POOP and ZOMBIE PEE have never been SO DELICIOUS!
  • SOUR LIQUID CANDY and SOFT-CRUNCH Candy Nuggets! Green Apple and Key Lime FRUIT FLAVORS!
  • Packaged in ACTUAL SPECIMEN CONTAINERS! So Gross and Fun!

Games for nerds

52 inch long realistic black mamba snake

DE-Realistic Rubber Black Mamba Snake Toy 52 Inch Long,Set of 2
12 Reviews
DE-Realistic Rubber Black Mamba Snake Toy 52 Inch Long,Set of 2
  • Material: Soft rubber .
  • Length: about 52 inches long/130cm
  • This is a Trick toy, you can also go to dupe your friends.
  • There will be a little rubber smell when the first time use.
  • It looks like the realistic snake if you are not carefully observed .

Fishing poop game

Theshy Fishing Game for Kids, Marine Biological Cognitive Fishing for Floaters Kids Poop Toys Bath Fishing Game
  • 💩MORE PLAYERS: Parent-child interaction, share happiness with other kids. Toss the floaters in the full of water bathtub and let your kid catch them all. The loops on top of the poop floaters are generous in size so as to facilitate the picking and catching process.oys can release the nature of children, it is the beginning of early education, each kind of toy will make children have a more cognition of the world, they know things through toys
  • 💩MORE FUN TIME: Fishing toy, Children can learn about grasping fish various poop emoji floaters by rod and net. Keep your kids busy and entertained during bathing. Great toys for kid to play in bathtub or swimming pool.Improve vocabulary and language skills,develop their own unique ability to distinguish and think, grow up slowly, learn how to do it .
  • 💩EDUCATIONAL, CREATIVE & SENSORY: Improve Hand To Eye Coordination, Develop Fine Motor Skills, Enhance Patience. Help your kids improve their hand to eye coordination and develop fine gross motor skills by simply trying to catch the floaters with the rod or net. Teach them how to be patient and work with dexterity to achieve what they want.Toys instead of TV and tablet, let the children Be more hands-on, pay attention to the rest of the eyes, children can often have fun in toys.
  • 💩Package content : 1*Fishing Rod +1*Net Fishing +6*Cartoon Doll.. Suit for 1-2 more players. Great for indoor and outdoor use, bathroom, swimming pool, amusement parks, plastic portable pools, inflatable duck tubs, traveling, long car rides, camping, holidays and more.
  • 💩SAFE FOR KIDS: We've designed this poop fishing bath toy with your little ones in mind. It's as safe as can be! The fishing rods and other characters are made of high quality materials and educational toys bring happiness in thinking transformation, decompression toys directly release pressure, puzzle training Children's hands-on ability and cognition, manual DIY material toys, cultivate learning interest and independent thinking ability.A perfect bath toy for the kids 36 months and up age.

Giant microbes Diarrhea

Giant Microbes Diarrhea (Campylobacter jejuni) Plush Toy
26 Reviews
Giant Microbes Diarrhea (Campylobacter jejuni) Plush Toy
  • Giant Microbes Diarrhea (Campylobacter jejuni) Plush Toy
  • Includes a hangtag with an image and fun and educational facts about diarrhea
  • (Approx. 1,000,000 times actual size)
  • Humorous, Educational Fun!
  • Toy

Pass the gas

Pass the Gas Game
95 Reviews

Pop the poop

Mattel Flushin' Frenzy Game for Kids (Ages 5 and Up)
174 Reviews
Mattel Flushin' Frenzy Game for Kids (Ages 5 and Up)
  • One plunger, fast reflexes - and yep, poop!
  • Push the handle on the toilet and "flush" to roll the die
  • Push the plunger the number of times indicated by the die
  • Be careful, the poop can pop out at any time
  • The first player to grab the poop earns one token - catch it midair, earn two!

Remote control fake spider

Giveme5 Realistic Fake Spider Scary Toy Remote Control RC Prank Christmas Holiday Gift Model
30 Reviews
Giveme5 Realistic Fake Spider Scary Toy Remote Control RC Prank Christmas Holiday Gift Model
  • Material:High quality environmental ABS + Electronic component. Lightweight and easy to carry to everywhere you want to go
  • Power supply: 6 x button batteries for spider and remote control (included) and open the ON/OFF switch on its body and put your hands on the Remote Control transmitter
  • On-frequency operation:you can choose the A or B or C channel, and press the forward button to start on-frequency operation. If the on-frequency is fail ,you need to switch other channels, and then continue to button on the frequency until success, so that the Spider will move up
  • Great for play: Can crawl like a real spider by its feet. Fun for Everyone and Spooky for others! Scare your friends, family members or even yourself
  • A perfect gift : Toys for your kids or pets, Halloween Prank, Christmas gift, April-Fools' Day trick

Yodelling pickle

Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
692 Reviews
Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
  • Hours of mindless entertainment
  • Batteries included
  • Great gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle
  • Toy
  • Flat River Group

Halloween cool stuff

4 foot Halloween tarantula

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Halloween Haunters Giant 4 Foot Realistic Scary Brown Furry Spider Prop Decoration - Creepy Crawly Striped Fury Hairy Legs
3 Reviews
Halloween Haunters Giant 4 Foot Realistic Scary Brown Furry Spider Prop Decoration - Creepy Crawly Striped Fury Hairy Legs
  • Add some extra fright to your night with this realistic creepy crawly nearly 4 foot (46") spider and it's glaring eyes.
  • Plush brown fury haired huge creepy spider with scary appendages and spooky eyes! Legs can be bent into any position.
  • Those that are affected by arachnophobia will have spine tingling fright when they come across this oversized realistic spider.
  • Perfect for placing in a web or hanging it from the ceiling, in plants, on the front porch or almost anywhere. Ideal for haunted houses, halloween parties or just as a prank!
  • Dimensions: 46" Spider with legs fully extended. Eight 21" long furry posable legs. Body is 8" long x 6" wide x 3.5" high.

5 Foot Hanging Human Body Cocoon Corpse

Halloween Haunters 5 Foot Hanging Human Body Cocoon Corpse Prop Decoration - Scary Mummy with Spooky Spiders and Webs - Haunted House, Graveyard Entryway Party Display
4 Reviews
Halloween Haunters 5 Foot Hanging Human Body Cocoon Corpse Prop Decoration - Scary Mummy with Spooky Spiders and Webs - Haunted House, Graveyard Entryway Party Display
  • Scary hanging 5 foot human body cocoon corpse with a tan freaky fabric cocoon and a foam skeleton head and feet.
  • This prop is not for the squeamish, as this corpse has been entombed in a spider web cocoon full of big creepy black crawling spiders.
  • A very morbid prop that sure to add some fright to a trick-or-treaters night. Corpse can be hung from the feet or from the head.
  • Prop looks more realistic when the inner rings are positioned horizontal to the cocoon and the spider webs are tightened around the upper and lower torso like in the image.
  • It's the perfect morbid decoration for placement in a horrifying haunted house, graveyard scene or entryway!

Cocoon Corpse

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72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration
418 Reviews
72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration
  • Includes: 72" Cocoon Corpse And Hook For Hanging. 72" High X 20" Wide.
  • Pumpkin And Barrel In Image Are Not Included.

Hanging swinging skeleton

Life Size 5 FT Hanging Swinging Skeleton Dead Outdoor Halloween Decor Prop by Tru Sales
  • Add this reaper prop to your decor for a fantastically eerie effect! What could be creepier than a skeleton shrouded in a gray robe sitting on a swing, unnervingly watching treat or treaters as they walk by?
  • Lightweight and easy to hang.
  • No assembly required! All you have to do is open the box and hang! Perfect for an easy or last minute Halloween prop.
  • 60 inches tall.

Just cool stuff

Costzon Bubble Human Hamster Ball

Costzon Bubble Soccer Ball, Dia 5' (1.5m) Human Hamster Ball, Inflatable Bumper Ball for Kids and Adults (Black Dot)
8 Reviews
Costzon Bubble Soccer Ball, Dia 5' (1.5m) Human Hamster Ball, Inflatable Bumper Ball for Kids and Adults (Black Dot)
  • DURABLE MATERIAL - Costzon 5' Bumper Ball is made from non-toxic and odorless PVC which features waterproof and antistatic. Your kids can enjoy the outdoor playing freely if it rains suddenly. While in winter, no worry that with heavy coat, your kids will be inconvenient to play. Heat sealed inside lasts long-term use.
  • BETTER VIEW & REINFORCED FRAME - Transparent design brings better view for your kids while playing, which ensures safety. 8 Fasteners a row Bubble Soccer makes it has great tolerance and load bearing than 5 or 6 or 7 fasteners a row bubble soccer.
  • SAFE PLAYING - Equipped with 2 handles and 2 adjustable shoulder straps, your kids can tightly grab it to keep inside. In case they lose hold of the handles, the shoulder straps will be a second safety guard to guarantee their security.
  • QUICK INFLATION & DEFLATION - The Bumper Ball can inflate or deflate with electric air pump (not included) in 1-3 minutes.
  • WIDELY USE - Widely used it at backyard, playing center, amusement park. It supports 220 lbs max. Both your kids and you can enjoy the freedom to bounce, flip, roll over and bump together. An orange carry bag is included for easy transport. A repair kit is also included. Your kids will benefit a lot from continuous physical movement and activities by playing. It is an ideal present for your kids' birthday, Christmas! They will love to play with their friends!

Donald Trump Chicken Squeeze

S Party Supply S.P.S Donald Trump Hair Style Yellow Chicken Squeeze Fun SQUAWKING Novelty Gag Funny Toy Prank
3 Reviews
S Party Supply S.P.S Donald Trump Hair Style Yellow Chicken Squeeze Fun SQUAWKING Novelty Gag Funny Toy Prank
  • 100% Brand New
  • Material : Soft Plastic
  • Color: Yellow with Donald Trump Hair Style
  • Fun Joke Donald Trump Toy hilarious
  • Must Have item Gift for Donald Trump Funs and Haters

Emergency Beard Guards

Emergency Beard Guards Novelty Gag Gift
5 Reviews
Emergency Beard Guards Novelty Gag Gift
  • Emergency Beard Guards
  • Comes In A 3-3/4" illustrated Tin
  • Includes 3 Sanitary Beard Covers
  • Sized To Fit Even The Most Respectable Beard
  • Makes A Great Gift Or Stocking Stuffer

Horny Goat Weed Extract for male vitality

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Horny Goat Weed Extract with Maca Root, Tongkat Ali, Ginseng and Muira Puama - Best Performance & Natural Boost, Contains 1000mg Epimedium & 100mg Icariins Per Serving
140 Reviews
Horny Goat Weed Extract with Maca Root, Tongkat Ali, Ginseng and Muira Puama - Best Performance & Natural Boost, Contains 1000mg Epimedium & 100mg Icariins Per Serving
  • Our Horny Goat Weed formula combines a potent standardized extract of this herb to help invigorate male vitality and ease female discomfort. With standardized Maca, the South American energizer, plus Mucuna, Tongkat Ali, Saw Palmetto and more.
  • Our blend includes 100mg of Icariins, which is the active component in epimedium, known to support mental alertness, mood, stamina, and even support muscle growth. We created this blend with just the right amount of each ingredient to maximize your results.
  • An all-natural blend of herbs which ensures that you get the maximum potency and effectiveness of Horny Goat Weed Extract to help boost energy and vitality. You'll have the strength and drive to breeze your to-do list like never before, and still have plenty of energy left for the gym.
  • Our capsules are all-natural, and they are preservative free, allergen free, gluten free, sugar free and starch free. Each easy to open bottle contains 60 Capsules which is a full 30-day supply.
  • All of our supplements are proudly encapsulated and bottled in Salt Lake City, Utah in an FDA-approved facility which follows strict GMP guidelines. Our products are Third Party Tested to ensure the highest quality possible and the purity of each batch. If you have any inquiries, our Customer Service team will always be available to take care of your needs.

I LOVE GUNS AND TITTIES Stickers

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Hard Hat Stickers | I LOVE GUNS AND TITTIES | Sexy Babe Motorcycle Welding Helmet Welder Decals | Funny Labels Badges Toolbox Laborer Construction Trucker Cowboy Rodeo Truckin Redneck Girl Boobies
6 Reviews
Hard Hat Stickers | I LOVE GUNS AND TITTIES | Sexy Babe Motorcycle Welding Helmet Welder Decals | Funny Labels Badges Toolbox Laborer Construction Trucker Cowboy Rodeo Truckin Redneck Girl Boobies
  • Made from Durable Self-Adhesive Vinyl
  • 100% Weatherproof & Chemical Resistant
  • Size: 2" Diameter | Thermally Printed | Set of 3 Stickers!
  • Sticks to Any Smooth Surface

Instant underpants

Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water one pair
105 Reviews
Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water one pair
  • These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet.
  • Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart!
  • And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all!
  • Each 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants.
  • Fits most children and small adults.

Pen speaker

DM Merchandising NO-PEN Say It Loud No Pen
115 Reviews
DM Merchandising NO-PEN Say It Loud No Pen
  • This product is easy to use
  • This product is Highly durable
  • Manufactured in China

Personalized Key chain Pendant Cremation URN

Prank Pregnancy Ultrasound Sonogram Test

Customized 2D PRANK Pregnancy Ultrasound Sonogram Test - Photo Strip of 3 photos
21 Reviews
Customized 2D PRANK Pregnancy Ultrasound Sonogram Test - Photo Strip of 3 photos
  • -AFTER YOU PURCHASE, YOU WILL RECEIVE A MESSAGE FROM US, REQUESTING CUSTOM INFO
  • -IF YOUR CUSTOM INFO ISN'T SENT WITHIN 24 HRS, WE WILL SEND GENERAL U/S
  • -Customized for you to pull off the prank 2D Strip of 3 photos with your custom information
  • -REAL ULTRASOUND PAPER/FILM - You provide the info for the customization - Photos match the number of weeks you choose
  • -THIS IS A PRANK ITEM!!! Can do twins, gender at 15 wks or greater

Screaming flying monkey

Flingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey
2,271 Reviews
Flingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey
  • The Amazing Flyling Monkey
  • Size 25cm x 10cm (approx)
  • Colour brown
  • Stretchy rubber armed sock monkey in soft fur
  • Insert fingers into the hand pockets

Silver bullet werewolf repellant

Stinky Ass Fart Spray

G&E Gag Gifts 2 Pack - Stinky Ass Fart Spray - Liquid - Smells Like Ass Spray, Fart, & Turds - Ultra Strong - Super Stinky Prank Spray - Great Fart Prank - Guaranteed Laughs - Best Fart Spray
8 Reviews
G&E Gag Gifts 2 Pack - Stinky Ass Fart Spray - Liquid - Smells Like Ass Spray, Fart, & Turds - Ultra Strong - Super Stinky Prank Spray - Great Fart Prank - Guaranteed Laughs - Best Fart Spray
  • WARNING: COUNTERFEIT ALERT!: Only G&E Products sell the real Stinky Ass Spray. ALL OTHER SELLERS ARE SELLING COUNTERFEIT VERSIONS!
  • SPRAY LIQUID THAT SMELLS LIKE STINKY ASS- This Stinky Ass Fart Spray is sure to make your victim run for the hills.
  • GREAT PRANK- Stinky Ass Fart Spray is the perfect prank to play that somebody
  • BEST ONLINE VALUE- Lowest price available online- 2 1 oz Bottles- INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING! - GET IT FAST!
  • LAUGH GUARANTEE - If Stinky Ass Fart Spray doesn't get the laughs that you want you can return it for a full refund - Risk Free Transaction

The Nut Button

The Nut Button Toy - When Memes Become Reality
140 Reviews
The Nut Button Toy - When Memes Become Reality
  • the official and original nut button.
  • comes ready to nut. batteries included.
  • you can hit it from the back OR the front. either way, you're gonna nut.
  • makes a hilarious statement or two. or three. or however many times you can nut. its 2019 man just do you, no judgement.
  • the nuts are meticulously handmade. quality of the nut is GUARANTEED (not like a tinder date)

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Master Series Solitary Plus Extreme Confinement Cage with Cum-Thru Plug
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Master Series Solitary Plus Extreme Confinement Cage with Cum-Thru Plug
  • Urethral plug is hollow.
  • Includes lock and key.
  • Made of stainless steel.

Vent Human Face Ball Anti-stress Ball

WildWave 4pcs/set Vent Human Face Ball Anti-stress Ball of Japanese Design Caomaru(White)
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WildWave 4pcs/set Vent Human Face Ball Anti-stress Ball of Japanese Design Caomaru(White)
  • 4 items for 1 set = 4 pcs ( Face : Ho, Ge, Ni, Pu)
  • Free yourself from the unhappy, unset, uncomfortable
  • You can pinch, press, throw, hurl, knock, trample this face ball. This ball is restorable
  • Children must be under adult's supervision
  • Gift Wrapping,great choice for parties,holidays,friends,families. Ribbon color is random and it need your diy to put it on the side of the box.

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